FA Cup Final

It’s half time and it has to be said this is the most boring game I’ve ever seen.

Fucking hell, I’ve got money on Chelsea to win 2-1 but it looks as if neither team has a goal in them.

I tells ya, it’s the worst game since Albert Postlethwaite broke both legs, his left arm, neck and collar bone while playing for Accrington Stanley against Scunthorpe back in days of yore. Incidentally, who put the “cunt” in Scunthorpe

Mind you Albert did go on to score a hat trick for England against Brazil the following Wednesday.

What?