Facebook Meme: Pearl Harbor Payback is a Bitch!

Ok so they finally got some payback for Pearl Harbor but how are going to mess their shit up for 9/11.

Oh, you’ll find out – in about 60 years.

I live near a town with the slogan ‘Land of Rape and Honey’! We like making fun of it.

Meanwhile, I’m a walking poster for travel insurance, as my flight to Tokyo was scheduled for March 21st.

Weirdly, when I was a Christian way back in the 1960s, I don’t remember anyone blaming natural disasters on the Creator’s unhappiness with some segment of Humanity. As far as I remember, we sent food, medicine and assistance along with Bibles and evangelists. The former was emphasized because these folks (think the Biafra disaster as an example) were DYING. It is hard to ‘save’ someone who doesn’t understand your language and is in the midst of organ failure.

I have always wondered what happened to Christianity between the mid 1960s and now.
It used to be a gentle and loving religion (at least in my small community).
Now, it is synonymous with hatefulness and cruelty.

Why?

As the population of the world grows, so does the stupid.

I think it’s ridiculous to extrapolate from a bunch of idiot assholes (and trolls) on facebook to “Christians.” I just searched this thread. You are the first person here to use the word “Christian” here.

I heard an atheist call a woman an ugly bitch. Now, atheism is synonymous with hatefulness and crualty.

Why?

My dad was angry at the British until the day he died about Cromwell.

And don’t get me started on Arabs and Jews…

Because we know we’re smarter than you. shrug

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit tentacle rape.

Let’s not jump to conclusions. Was the woman an ugly bitch?

So then, can I say Katrina was payback for Fort Sumter?

I do! Of all the unspeakabe atrocities they commited between 1931-45, the only one they really get remembered for is Pearl Harbor. It must be so disappointing for them.

They must feel like Jan, and just want to shout, “Marcia! Marcia! Marcia!”

Is my wife an asshole for changing her status to “Surf’s Up!”?

The hateful ones get all the press. The ones you knew are still sending relief but it doesn’t get on CNN.

That thar was a joke son. Actually I was the atheist in question. Also you’re a fuck wad and your penis is tiny and woman laugh at it. Especially your wife. Your attitude is why I find most other atheists pieces of shit and now that is what I shall think of you every time I see you post.

Yes, yes she was.

Yes, but I’m still smarter than you.

Yes, but tomorrow you’ll still be smart, and I’ll have a bigger penis!

…I think that’s attributed to Churchill, after he bought those pills from that spam.

Pearl Harbor has been avenged. Here is the Pearl Harbor Avenger.

An Aussie went on a local Thai Web board to say he was happy this was happening to Japan, because of how Aussie and Kiwi POWs were treated in WWII. That explains a lot about why I don’t like to participate on local Web boards. These guys are not uncommon.