Fake books I wouldn't mind reading

What about A Hundred and One Ways To Start A Fight by an Irish gentleman whose name eludes me.

Then there’s my old favorite The Adventures of Captain Gladys Stout Pamplet and Her Intrepid Spaniel Steg Amonst The Giant Pigmies of Beckles, Volume Eight

The Expurgated Version of Olsen’s Standard Book of British Birds; the one without the gannut. Or robins or nuthatches.

Stickwick Staples by Marles Pickens with four M’s and a silent Q
From a completely different sketch, maybe Gay Boys In Bondage

Apologies to those more fanatical than I for the shoddy interpretation

There’s a real book called One hundred and One Sucker Punches. I don’t recall the author’s ethnicity.

[Family Guy]

“You’re a Naughty, Naughty Boy, and That’s Concentrated Evil Coming Out the Back of You”

It would certainly make an interesting read…

[/Family Guy]
[Simpsons]

“Chicken Soup for the Loser”

It inspired Bill Buckner to open a chain of Laundromats!

[/Simpsons]

ANSLEM by Jake Sisko.

Apparently a classic in the 25th Century Federation.

The children’s classic, “Horton Hires a Ho”

In one Spider Robinson novel he mentions Heinlein’s final book about Lazarus Long’s grandfather, the title of which escapes me now. Something like Living with Golden Wings.

The Book of Ultimate Truths, from the Robert Rankin book of the same name.

Moby Dick for Dummies:

“Call me Ishmael, Dummy.”

They wet their nests, you know.