My vote goes to either “Will There Ever Be a Rainbow” or the J. Peterman story (what was the title?) from Seinfeld – which of course was the life of Kramer.
I want to get my hands on an Acme catalog. They sell everything from TNT to railroad ties to huge springs. And they must offer very competitive prices or Wile E. Coyote could never afford to keep shopping there.
But, Punditlisa, everything he buys from there is defective or backfires on him. I think ACME must be a clearing house for factory reconditoned items, discontinued product lines, rejects, and merchandise from bankrupt retailers. Buyer beware.
Inspired by the Twilight Zone episode, a man wrote just such a book.
"To Serve Man
A Cookbook For People"
It was written by Karl Wurf and published by Owlswick Press. As I keep a kosher house, I haven’t tried out any of the recipes just yet. Also, I’m gonna need bigger pots-much bigger.