Famous fake news writer who ‘got Trump elected’ is found dead in his bed from ‘accidental overdose’
Yeah, ‘found dead’. :dubious: Obviously fake news! He faked his own death!
Or maybe he’s really dead. It will soon come out that he was killed by $hillary in revenge for his getting Loser Donnie elected. And also that Loser Donnie had him killed because he’d outlived his usefulness.
Clearly it was Russia, of course.
I was going to blame the Clintons.
Ads I see on my phone are constantly assuring me that all of the various Fox News personalities have also been found dead.
Russia, Clinton, or the CIA for disloyalty to the President?
Just more fake news. He’s not dead. Trump’s not even president. This is a Matrix type world where our perception is controlled by the media. Have you ever seen Donald Trump in person? How do you know there is even such a person?
I seen him on the Tee Vee!
His point, exactly!
(err, I think)
Well, there you go. If it’s on the tee vee and the intertubes, it’s gotta be true!
You guys believe there’s actually a place called Phoenix? Wake up, people, if it was a real city it wouldn’t be named after a fictional animal.
This could be the break the Clinton campaign’s been waiting for!
Maybe O.J. got out a little early.
If Horner really did kill himself unassisted, you have to question whether it was inadvertent or on purpose. And if on purpose, was he atoning for getting Trump elected, or for the failure Trump has been so far by the lights of the nutbags like Horner? IOW, did Horner think of himself as too successful or not successful enough?
Either way, good riddance to another piece of deeply UnAmerican trash
There really was a real live animal called Phoenix!
(Real live pic of Phoenix and Akeakamai, circa 1982. Yes, I was there for three years.)
The police were quick to suggest “accidental overdose”, but what they haven’t released to the media is the glaring inconsistent fact that he was left handed. Explain that!
Obviously he was killed by Ted Cruz’s father.
Is the elder Cruz left handed?
Ambidextrous! And a ginger, to boot.
There you have it! Time to break out the torches and pitchforks.
