Fake online Scrabble, you are a fountain of temptation.

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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So I was looking for games for my Android phone, and I came across “Word Feud”, which is basically like Scrabble. I fired it up and got matched with an opponent. My first draw of letters:

QUEERRRS

Seriously? Okay, well, I’ve gotta play that, as uncomfortable as it is. Getting a Q and a U together is awesome enough, let alone having a word to play it right off the bat. So I suck it up and play “QUEERS” and collect my boatload of points.

After my opponents turn playing off the S, I get new letters.

RTARDEDL

…

Why couldn’t this have happened when playing Scrabble when I was 12? It would have been epic. As it is, I can’t handle the judgement of my anonymous partner. I am not playing RETARDED after QUEERS. I am the master of my own destiny.

2

[Really, I think the board needs a hotkey for ‘Obligatory XKCD link’]

Obligatory XKCD link

3

On 30 Rock, Jack needed a name for their new mini-microwave product (Funcooker/BiteNuker) and used Scrabble letters to come up with a random name. He pulls out 6 letters and it spells H-I-T-L-E-R. He tries again and pulls out V-A-G. Starts over and quits after pulling N-I.