Fake or Real? Star Trek - Unrealistic expectations?

Then there was that whole Planet of the Scantily-Clad Jogging Blond Aerobic Instructors.

I forgot about that one

Well, Patrick Stewart was voted Sexiest Man in Hollywood during the second or third season.

I knew that one, just seeing if anyone would catch the obvious

Who is Bill Campbell?

Remember the TNG show explaining why so many humanoid life forms? Really, regardless of his/her body, i think it would difficult to get past horns or spinal ridges or fangs, etc…

The Outrageous Okona, aka The Rocketeer.

I thought this thread was going to be about the possible future existence of warp drive engines, replicators, or inertial dampeners.

But no. It’s about breasts.

If women of the future, through some cosmetic form of natural selection, all have larger breasts, wouldn’t you think that male pattern baldness would be done away with too?

Forgive me, I forget his name, but the actor who played the Doctor on the Next Generation once said that the one real requirement was that everyone had to look good in the unifom pants - you couldn’t get a part unless you had a nice ass. Besides, who wants to turn on the tv and look at a bunch of ugly people? We have mirrors for that.

BWAAA !
This is maybe the funniest thing I’ve ever read on this board.

I thought the physician on TNG was Crusher?

And if someone could fill me in on the reason they posited for most aliens being humanoid i’d be happy.

And if someone could fill me in on the reason they posited for most aliens being humanoid i’d be happy.

Someone else will fill in the name of the episode, but, a billion or so years ago, a humanoid race seeded the developing worlds of this galaxy with parts of their DNA

Started out as a good show, too

“If she were still alive, I would kill her now!” summed up my attitude towards this episode

And another question. Why do the Borg have breasts? I mean, come on, the men and womenfolk alike lose their hair and acquire a pallor not unlike my own, but why do the mamas get to keep their mammaries? What do we men get for being assimilated into the Collective? Sure, there’s the chance to play with dangerous high-tech toys and kill things, but that doesn’t cut it.

Almost makes me regret filling out that application for the new Quaternary Adjunct in Sector X-134234.

Her name has already been mentioned, but only once, and I think it should be repeated for emphasis. The top five for this category would be:

1 Guinan
2 Guinan
3 Guinan
4 Guinan
5 Guinan

Oh yeah, and also Ilea. The bald-headed look just doesn’t do it for me…

The Rockawho?

Sorry, it’s the only line I know from that movie.

Oh, and WSLer, feel free to e-mail those links to me. I’d be enthralled to see more her. :wink:

I’m sorry but with a user name like that you just shouldn’t be posting in a thread about whether breasts are real or augmented.

Obviously since we keep finding out how beneficial breast milk is they decided to upgrade all women to 2 liters.

Dr. Beverly Crusher (small breasted) was the doctor in season 1 and 3 till the end. They had a real crochety woman take over in season 2. Then she was never heard from again. Thank god.

Angelique Pettyjohn seems to have appeared in at least three X rated movies. They don’t appear to be for sale though.

Here Here!

And throw the actress who played the anciet DNA seeder and Founder leader (it was the same actress) in the not a sexy lady pile. (i was peeved she didn’t get killed in DS9!)

Oh, for God’s sake. Haven’t you seen the papers?

:slight_smile:

Man, I love the Rocketeer. What a great picture.

Can you smell what the Rockateer is cooking?

… his lower legs?

The Chase, from season 6 of TNG, the season they started wrapping up loose ends that would have been much better left ragged.