Haggis, the original Mystery Meat. 
Don’t you now wish you could rephrase your claim?
I’ll bet she never gave old Marcus a hummus.
Don’t listen to those rumors. Michelle isn’t into chickpeas.
I thought that was her husband.
Hilarious thread. It was so believable too. The über-Palin.
Helen: Hmm, Pita. Well, I don’t know about food from the Middle East. Isn’t that whole area a little iffy?
Hostess: [laughs] Hey, I’m no geographer. You and I – why don’t we call it pocket bread, huh?
Maude: [reading the ingredients list] Umm, what’s tahini?
Hostess: Flavor sauce.
Edna: And falafel?
Hostess: Crunch patties.
Helen: So, we’d be selling foreign…
Hostess: Specialty foods. Here, try a Ben Franklin.
If this were true, that’s be one thing I agree with her about. Falafel is nasty. More shawarma is always good, though.
Uh…The names of many astronomical bodies?
Algebra?
That’s why you home school. So you can give your child a solid education based strictly on the factual truth found in the Bible and avoid the religious indoctrination in subjects like math and science.
I get ya. Stick to the Bible and avoid any ideas coming out of the Mideast.
This was totally believable. So how am I supposed to know which batshit crazy things were really said by her? I hate politics.
Jesus, I was literally holding my breath until I saw the source.
Not believeable. No way Bachmann knows what shawarma is, and I’m dubious of her knowledge of falafel.
Deb: Yes, those damn Virginians.
File this thread here.
Damn straight. And make sure you get the original Bible in English and not one of those Bibles that’s been translated into a foreign language like Greek or Jewish.
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