I left my picnic basket on Falcon Island, now I can’t find it. Where the f***
did it go??? Not the basket, The Island???
oh&s, welcome to the Straight Dope Message Boards, I think. But, judging from your last three posts, I think you have some misconceptions as to what we’re about.
While we do have a few Australian members, the majority of members are in the U.S., with a fine spattering through Europe, the Middle East, Asia, and a couple in Latin American. Thus, the majority of members will have no idea where the heck Falcon Island is, nor any idea how to help you find lost items.
Second, this particular forum is meant for comments on Cecil’s Columns. If you’re not sure what “Cecil’s Columns” means, please read our FAQ… and try some of the columns at our Archives. That will give you a better idea of what we’re all about.
Since this seems to be completely irrelevant, of no interest to anyone else, I’m closing this thread.
I’m also officially advising you that your conduct so far is not appropriate. These are moderated boards, and we do not appreciate misbehavior – whether intentional or inadvertent – by someone who doesn’t understand what our Boards are all about.
You can learn about us and join us, or you can please find some other internet location more to your liking.