That Was Extremely Lame Bodoni

The BBQ Pit
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Why on earth did you close my thread?

My concerns were sincere. I was honestly looking for opinions. Are you that thin-skinned when it comes to criticism?

I repeatedly advanced a debate about this board. I got nothing but joke replies, but I tried. I’m not trolling or looking for a fight. I just posted my opinons and I did it honestly.

Nobody even attempted to address the concerns I expressed. I don’t think my ideas were so radical that my voice had to be supressed. Squelched.

Oh well, I tried. I guess it’s okay for members to shit all over guests, but god forbid a guest dares to advance an unpopular point of view.

I know what will happen next. You’ll close this thread and shit all over my viewpoint, without letting me respond. Yup, you are that predictable.

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I’m annoyed that she got to it before I could post my variant on the “Donner Party” joke.
Hostess: Donner, party of ten.

Donner: Nine and a half now.
Enjoy,
Steven

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See ya

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You’re a slow learner, aintcha?

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I try and talk hostesses into playing along, busy night, in between all the other real tables they call out, start out w/ “Donner, party of 10??? Donner, party of ten” call a few more real tables out, then “Donner, party of 9???, DOnner, party of 9??” and see if anyone notices.

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yawn

I’ve had TURDS that were smarter than you, little boy.

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What if they held a suicide by mod and nobody came?

Or gave a shit.
Or could even manage to stifle a yawn.

If you’re going to flame out, at least be interesting. This is the most predictable exit I’ve seen in quite a long time.

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Which thread?

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Why did you not post your thread in GD, then?

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Because you are a douchebag?
No real offense intended, I just like that word.

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Ah, the brainiac chick with 30,000 posts on an internet message board.

I doubt you’ve passed a TURD without fondling it and then gazing at it lovingly, little girl.

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Oh snap.

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I bet you’ve never passed a turd without smoking it.

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You can kinda put the consumption and douchebag themes together…

“Give me a Sandwich and a Douchebag, and there’s nothing I cannot do!”

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Maybe he should change his name to bogart…

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Now, Indygrrl called me a douchebag the other day, which I actually kind of enjoyed, link.

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Way to raise the intellectual level!
If you wanted a completely serious debate about anything, this isn’t the board for it, where competition to write the best wisecrack is practically a blood sport. And this particular topic, implying as it does that the posters here are behaving badly, is particularly ripe for irreverance. Were you expecting widrespread support: “Yeah, you’re right, we suck” ?

AS I see it, your options are to:
[ul][li]Don’t register, save $15, disappear in a few days[/li][li]Register and try to influence the board for the better (as you define it)[/li]Register and keep complaining about the board, and lose $15 when you get banned[/ul]

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And us nice guests have to clean that shit up, you know. Extra work. Just wait til the hamsters shit in your food before you eat it. Humph.

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Let him keep going. It’s been a long time since Lynn kicked ass, I’m enjoying it.

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linkage