The Grateful Dead even have a more appropriate song titled He’s Gone:
But in this case it would be a no-class action lawsuit.
Actually, I can picture him starting a lawsuit and then not showing up in court.
You should double down with, “They are NOT donut HOLES! They are donut CENTERS!”
“Goddammit, where is my whisk? boffking is due to arrive any moment!”
I’m more pissed that the donuts at DD are trucked in from somewhere else and of questionable freshness.
According to Wiki “In 2010 both skimmed milk and light cream were added to Original Cool Whip.” Is the OP insisting that the only “real” whipped cream is 100% cream?
I never got this “joke.” Why does Brian get bothered anout Stewie pronouncing “whip” correctly?
Also: I thought Cool Whip was non-dairy. Did they change that?
He’s doing it as an affectation to sound posh. He isn’t just using it because it’s his natural accent–he says weet and Whill Wheaton.
They found a loophole that allows them to call it such.
(Not sure if that joke works or not)
I had an elementary school teacher that whent to great lengths to make us recite dozens of whords that begin whith 'The WHuh Sound". We were whay too young for this, but I still remember the class reciting and her listening like a hawk:
“Mister Martinez, Whale.”
“Wale.”
“Whale.”
“Wale?”
“Whale!”
“Wale…”
“Mister Martinez!”
“Wat? I said Wale.”
Are hwee not men?
I want to steal a doughnut truck and go on a high-speed chase, because it would be funny watching cops chase a doughnut truck on the news.
Its not Dunkin Donuts. Its Drunkin DogNuts…
Is that what I had in my… no wonder my mouth is so dry…
Oh, my head…never getting drunk again. Woof.
I’ve got bad news about the King at Burger King…
Hey, I ordered this Big Mac secure in the knowledge that I was going to get Special Sauce. Imagine the emotional distress that I suffered when my closest twelve friends all agreed that it was merely Perfectly Adequate Sauce.
Heh, I knew some guys in high school who worked at MacDonald’s, and they made extra sure the Special Sauce was indeed Special.
Once I drank so much that i blew chunks. And by “blow chunks” I mean I vomited.