Hey, wait a minute. Weren’t you telling us that you lived next door to an old lady… who had a dog named Chunks?
Heh. Reminds me of my old job driving that circus truck. One day, I blew a seal.
I thought you were driving a rented Stingray through downtown Atlantis.
Because your Barracuda was in the shop?
I thought it was a GT Turbot.
Did I ever tell you about the Wauwatosa Marlin Club? One kid did a beautiful job restoring a weird-looking fastback car, and another decided he had to, too. Soon a dozen or more became a highlight of parades, and the occasional “Let’s get some stares cruisin’ down Main Street for the Friday night fish fry”.
Btw, ever have one of those threads where you have to scroll back up to the top at least once a day, just to see what the topic (once) was?
I’m not sure. Could you give us an example?
Dude, you’re already INSIDE, man.
It’s like the Matrix, dude, and you can’t even tell…
Thread drift? In this plaice? never.
The maintenance guy just came through my office. I can’t believe it’s 2016 and he still has a mullet. :rolleyes:
But IS it still 2016 in here? I mean, I don’t see anyone in the real timeline using Cool Whip, or going to donut shops and… hey, wait, was someone seriously discussing Grateful Dead lyrics…?
uh, oh…
Seriously. It’s surprising how many people aren’t aware of this. Hell, they don’t even have a picture of a donut on their main page, and their site’s description on Google calls it an “all-day stop for coffee and baked goods”. They’re also selling sandwiches now. Since when does a chicken bacon sandwich go with coffee?
There’s a Krispy Kreme about 8 minutes from my house. You can see the fresh doughnuts moving on the little conveyor belt. 
I’m also looking to sue Home Depot. One of their store brand tables broke on me yesterday when I put a sheet of plywood on it. The sheet only weighed 50 pounds and the table was advertised as being able to hold 200.
Yes, but was it real plywood, or artificial?
Did you ask for a refund?
Did the table have anything else on it?
When you put the table together, did you use the provided fasteners?
It’s out of the return period.
No.
There wen’t any provided fasteners. It was a plastic folding table.
Since always. There is no human food that does not go with coffee.
Good opening for a lawsuit there, too.
Not crispy, not creamy.
And misspelling the words doesn’t get them out of it any more than I can get away with selling “No Sugar Added” ice cream by putting the sugar in first.
Unfortunately, it does.
There are legal definitions in the US Code of Federal Regulations known as “standards of identity” for certain things such as cream. Crème, Kreme, and Kream are not cream.
There goes my class action suit against Kum’n’Go.
How about the tuna salad bagel?
Is this a good place to discuss “krab”? 