Family Feud!!!!!!!!!

The Game Room
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OK,

Don’t read the responses in the thread before you reply.
YOU HAVE 20 Seconds! You’re supposed to say the first thing that pops into your head.
All replies count, even incorrect ones.
If any of your responses make me laugh, you get 5 bonus points.
IF you reply Music Box Dancer to number 8 you will be disquailfied because I friggin hate that song.
Each reply is worth one point, the points are doubled. Any reply with only one response is not counted.

Ready?
Let’s go.
1 Name one of the seven dwarfs who’s name does not end in the letter Y

2 Name one of Santa’s 8 reindeer who’s name does not rhyme with another member of the team.

3 Name a European city that you would like to visit.

4 Name a US City that you would not like to visit.

5 How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

6 Who was that guy, you know, in that movie?

7 Name a treaty that ended a war.

8 Other than Jessica, name an instrumental song that was a top 40 hit.

9 What sex is the doper named Zebra?

10 What is Chandler Bing’s job?

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1 Name one of the seven dwarfs who’s name does not end in the letter Y
Doc

2 Name one of Santa’s 8 reindeer who’s name does not rhyme with another member of the team.
Rudolph

3 Name a European city that you would like to visit.
Dublin

4 Name a US City that you would not like to visit.
Detroit

5 How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
8 lbs

6 Who was that guy, you know, in that movie?
Tom Selleck

7 Name a treaty that ended a war.
Treaty of Versilles

8 Other than Jessica, name an instrumental song that was a top 40 hit.
Wipeout

9 What sex is the doper named Zebra?
Male

10 What is Chandler Bing’s job?
Monica’s Bitch

3

1 Name one of the seven dwarfs who’s name does not end in the letter Y

Doc

2 Name one of Santa’s 8 reindeer who’s name does not rhyme with another member of the team.

Blitzen

3 Name a European city that you would like to visit.

Paris

4 Name a US City that you would not like to visit.

Detroit

5 How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

1 metric assload

6 Who was that guy, you know, in that movie?

Sir Alec Guiness

7 Name a treaty that ended a war.

Treaty of Versailles (WW I)

8 Other than Jessica, name an instrumental song that was a top 40 hit.

Frankenstein - by one of those Winter Boys…

9 What sex is the doper named Zebra?

Sex? Yes please! (F, I think.)

10 What is Chandler Bing’s job?

Accountant

4

1 Doc

2 Rudolph

3 Rome

4 Detroit

5 A ridiculous amount

6 Christopher Walken

7 Treaty of Versailles

8 Love Is Blue

9 Male

10 Hell if I know. Something in an office.

5

I can never stay away from these things. I’m gearing up to run one of my own. I figure I owe it to those who have gone before me.

1 Doc
2 Comet
3 Paris (again - wonderful place)
4 Marion, Ill
5 A Norris Unit
6 Wallace Shawn
7 Versailles
8 Frankenstein
9 female
10 Cherry magnate

6

1 Doc
2 Donner
3 Paris
4 Detroit
5 10
6 Steve Buschemi
7 Versailles
8 Wipeout.
9 Male
10 Accountant

7

1 Doc
2 Rudolph
3 Paris
4 Denver
5 As much as it takes to hit Woody Woodpecker
6 Sullen Bystander #1
7 Treaty of versailles
8 Tubular bells
9 This is a trick question isn’t it?
10 To be the clever funny one from Friends

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1 Name one of the seven dwarfs who’s name does not end in the letter Y
Dock

2 Name one of Santa’s 8 reindeer who’s name does not rhyme with another member of the team.
Blitzen

3 Name a European city that you would like to visit.
Rome

4 Name a US City that you would not like to visit.
Atlanta

5 How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Woodn’t you like to know.

6 Who was that guy, you know, in that movie?
Uh that wasn’t a guy.

7 Name a treaty that ended a war.
Treaty of Versailles

8 Other than Jessica, name an instrumental song that was a top 40 hit.
pass

9 What sex is the doper named Zebra?
Striped

10 What is Chandler Bing’s job?
To annoy

9

At the risk of being whooshed:

1 Doc
2 Cupid
3 Paris
4 Camden, NJ [I’d say E St Louis, IL- but I am less than two miles from that fair city, and pass through occasionally]
5 a bunch
6 Robert DeNiro
7 Treaty of Paris
8 Theme from a Summer Place
9 male
10 candle maker

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1 Name one of the seven dwarfs who’s name does not end in the letter Y

2 Name one of Santa’s 8 reindeer who’s name does not rhyme with another member of the team.

3 Name a European city that you would like to visit.

4 Name a US City that you would not like to visit.

5 How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

6 Who was that guy, you know, in that movie?

7 Name a treaty that ended a war.

8 Other than Jessica, name an instrumental song that was a top 40 hit.

9 What sex is the doper named Zebra?

10 What is Chandler Bing’s job?

  1. Doc
  2. Rudolph
  3. Ierland
  4. St. Louis
  5. 5
  6. doc Holiday
  7. no treaties after the war (tmnt soundtrack)
  8. YYZ
  9. female
  10. tie-wearing guy
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1 Name one of the seven dwarfs who’s name does not end in the letter Y
Doc
2 Name one of Santa’s 8 reindeer who’s name does not rhyme with another member of the team.
Cupid
3 Name a European city that you would like to visit.
London
4 Name a US City that you would not like to visit.
New Orleans
5 How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
As much wood as a woodchuck would if a woodchuck could chuck wood (or, alternately, Because ice cream doesn’t have any bones.)
6 Who was that guy, you know, in that movie?
William Macy
7 Name a treaty that ended a war.
Versailles
8 Other than Jessica, name an instrumental song that was a top 40 hit.
Classical Gas
9 What sex is the doper named Zebra?
either, depending on the wind direction
10 What is Chandler Bing’s job?
Something with numbers and a WEENUS

12

1 Doc

2 Dasher

3 Athens

4 Atlanta

5 As much wood as he would chuck, could chuck, should chuck, that woodchuck.

6 Tom Hanks?

7 Versailles

8 Glass Onion

9 Female?

10 Systems Analyst, systems analyst, systems analyst!

13
  1. Doc
  2. Rudolph
  3. Venice
  4. Detroit
  5. a cord
  6. Vin Diesel
  7. Versailles
  8. Frankenstein
  9. F
  10. Chandler who?
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1 Name one of the seven dwarfs who’s name does not end in the letter Y
Doc

2 Name one of Santa’s 8 reindeer who’s name does not rhyme with another member of the team.
Comet

3 Name a European city that you would like to visit.
London

4 Name a US City that you would not like to visit.
Detroit

5 How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
All of it

6 Who was that guy, you know, in that movie?
Tracey Walter

7 Name a treaty that ended a war.
Treaty of Versailles

8 Other than Jessica, name an instrumental song that was a top 40 hit.
Tequila!

9 What sex is the doper named Zebra?
Male

10 What is Chandler Bing’s job?
Data processing manager

15

1 Doc

2 Cupid

3 London

4 Detroit

5 1 Cord

6 Earl Holliman

7 The Treaty of Versailles

8 Classical Gas

9 Female

10 Transponster

16

1 Doc

2 Comet

3 Amsterdam

4 Detroit

5 Divide by x, carry the 1…-8!

6 Steve Buscemi

7 Treaty o’Versailles

8 In the Mood

9 male

10 data processor (check out his WENIS!)

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1 Name one of the seven dwarfs who’s name does not end in the letter Y

Doc

2 Name one of Santa’s 8 reindeer who’s name does not rhyme with another member of the team.

Comet

3 Name a European city that you would like to visit.

London

4 Name a US City that you would not like to visit.

Derry, Maine

5 How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A cord and a half a day, therebouts.

6 Who was that guy, you know, in that movie?

Steve Buscemi

7 Name a treaty that ended a war.

Do treaties really end wars?

8 Other than Jessica, name an instrumental song that was a top 40 hit.

Silhouette by Kenny G (don’t hurt me because I know that.)

9 What sex is the doper named Zebra?

Kinky

10 What is Chandler Bing’s job?

Data specialist

18

1 Doc

2 Cupid

3 Amsterdam

4 Detroit

5 A cord

6 That was B-movie all-star Eric Stoltz

7 Versailles

8 “Autobahn” by Kraftwerk

9 Oh crap. Um. Male?

10 Uh… a … a TRANSPONSTER!

19

1 Name one of the seven dwarfs who’s name does not end in the letter Y - Doc

2 Name one of Santa’s 8 reindeer who’s name does not rhyme with another member of the team. - Comet

3 Name a European city that you would like to visit. - Paris

4 Name a US City that you would not like to visit. - Gary, Indiana

5 How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? - 6 pounds

6 Who was that guy, you know, in that movie? - Bill Paxton

7 Name a treaty that ended a war. - Treaty of Versailles

8 Other than Jessica, name an instrumental song that was a top 40 hit. - Axel F (from Beverly Hills Cop)

9 What sex is the doper named Zebra? - Male with female stripes

10 What is Chandler Bing’s job? - Actor

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1 Name one of the seven dwarfs who’s name does not end in the letter Y Doc

2 Name one of Santa’s 8 reindeer who’s name does not rhyme with another member of the team. Cupid

3 Name a European city that you would like to visit. St. Petersburg

4 Name a US City that you would not like to visit. Dallas

5 How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Yes

6 Who was that guy, you know, in that movie? Rory Calhoun

7 Name a treaty that ended a war. Treaty of Versailles

8 Other than Jessica, name an instrumental song that was a top 40 hit. Classical Gas

9 What sex is the doper named Zebra? September

10 What is Chandler Bing’s job?

“Oh, sorry, time is up.”