(emphasis mine) a ha!
1 Name one of the seven dwarfs who’s name does not end in the letter Y Doc
2 Name one of Santa’s 8 reindeer who’s name does not rhyme with another member of the team. Cupid
3 Name a European city that you would like to visit. Helsinki
4 Name a US City that you would not like to visit. Houston
5 How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 1.25 cord/day for softwoods, 0.53 cord/day for hardwoods
6 Who was that guy, you know, in that movie? Elvis!
7 Name a treaty that ended a war. Treaty of Paris (Now, how many wars were ended with a treaty there?)
8 Other than Jessica, name an instrumental song that was a top 40 hit. Theme Song from “Bridge Over the River Kwai,” aka "Colonel Bogey’s March"
9 What sex is the doper named Zebra? Male
10 What is Chandler Bing’s job? The same as any other chandler- he’s in the business of supplying dry goods, line and tackle to ships.
robardin, and here I thought I was being clever alluding to the number of wars ended by a Treaty of Paris. 
Come on down - I’ll show you around! It’s not that bad. Want some barbecue? 
I didn’t say I thought it was bad. It’s just too warm for my tastes, AIUI.
Results!
47 players accepted the challenge
Taber 350
Frosted Glass 330
Bayard 324
ShibbOleth 324
Wargamer 314
TheMerchandise 312
Dolores Reborn 298
anyrose 298
labtrash 298
Wallflower 294
bufftaby 290
mmouse9799 290
El Kabong 286
SSG Schwartz 286
jali 282
Mullinator 279
IvoryTowerDenizen 278
Pbbth 266
Scarlett67 266
twickster 264
Beadalin 262
SmartAleq 256
lavenderBlue 254
cmkeller 252
garygnu 248
Astroboy14 246
Meyer6 242
CatInASuit 234
Spoons 232
Eginerd 230
Sean Factotum 224
robardin 224
Asimovian 220
Dotty Gumdrop 218
Sternvogel 214
freckafree 204
Ganster Octopus 198
Drain Bead 198
5 time champ 190
Robot Arm 188
Hawkeyeop 184
tesseract 182
Justin Credible 163
Otakuloki 154
Kyla 146
Hockey Monkey 140
Cluricaun 132
I’ll put up the by catagory in a second
Yay! I beat sternvogel!
All I know is I better have gotten those bonus points for laughter.
1 Name one of the seven dwarfs who’s name does not end in the letter Y
OK Doc was number one with 43 responses well 44 since I went ahead and counted the reply “Dock” as Doc. Only 2 people said Bashful and 2 people did not respond
2 Name one of Santa’s 8 reindeer who’s name does not rhyme with another member of the team.
Number one was Rudolph, who wasn’t one of Santa’s eight but wrong replies count.
Comet and Cupid both got 11 Dasher got 5 Donder/Donnor got 4 and Blitzen, which rhymes with Vixen, got 2.
3 Name a European city that you would like to visit.
Paris in a landslide with 21. London got 8 Amsterdam got 4 Prague and Rome got two.
4 Name a US City that you would not like to visit.
Detroit got 19 and then Gary Indiana got 4. (what’s up with that?) Atlanta got 3 and Dallas got 2.
5 How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
A rather silly question but the correct response ‘as much wood as a woodchuck could etc’ got 7 responses. “A Cord” and “42” got 3, and 3 cords got 2
6 Who was that guy, you know, in that movie?
Steve Buscemi got 3, (which was the correct response by the way) Tom Hanks, Robert DiNero and Kevin Bacon each got two.
7 Name a treaty that ended a war.
Versailles is the place to go to make peace with 39 responses.
Paris had 5 and Utrect had one.
8 Other than Jessica, name an instrumental song that was a top 40 hit.
dun nu dunt dunt da dunt dunt daaaaa
Frankenstein got 7, Wipeout was 5 Love is Blue, Classical Gas, and Tequila (which has lyrics) each got 2.
9 What sex is the doper named Zebra?
(Sigh)
Female 22 replies
Male 13 replies
Stripped 3 replies
(btw I’m a dude)
10 What is Chandler Bing’s job?
Tough one to score so I had to go by keywords.
Weenus 4
Transponder 2
Manager 3
accountant 2
Thanks for playing kids, I hope you had fun.
Oh and in case you were wondering
Taber
cmkeller
Spoons
freckafree
Ganster Octopus
Robot Arm
tesseract
Otakuloki
Kyla
Hockey Monkey
All got 10 bonus points and Asimovian got 20 bonus points.
I feel better, now. Thanks for the game, Zebra!
Excellent, I feel better knowing I got bonus points.
How many did Rudolph get?
Since you’re allowed to give extra points – I think you should give extra (double?) points to those of us who got this right. 
ETA – excellent game! many thanks for running it!
Rudolph got 14.
Stupid little undocumented worker coming to take our jobs by working in unsafe conditions where we won’t for less pay.
Thanks for the game, Zebra! My second straight top-three finish. Yipee!
Sorry I mistook you for a lady.
yeah. screw him. screw him silly
I’ll take tied for 7th.
Okay, I have no idea where my brain got the idea that Glass Onion had no words. That is weird.
And I’m also sorry I thought you were a girl.
Me, too!
I’ll never forget you’re a dude, Zebra. Thanks for the game!
You might be confusing it with a instrumental number called Green Onions.
Maybe you were subconsciously thinking of Green Onions. ETA: I see that Zebra had the same thought!
I must have learned A Visit from Saint Nicholas from an unusual edition of the poem, as my childhood copy referred to two of the reindeer as Donder and Blitzen, and I remember my mother explaining that the words were German for “thunder” and “lightning”, respectively. Ah, here’s what the good folks at Snopes have to say on the matter. I was born in 1959, so I guess the publishers of my copy kept “Donder” about ten years after the Gene Autry recording had established “Donner” as the default spelling and pronunciation.