I manage a Tim Hortons, which for anyone who doesn’t know what that is it’s like a Dunkin Donuts.
Last week one of my staff came out back to my office all flustered and upset waving a piece of paper at me. The piece of paper had a liscence plate number on it, the driver of the car had just gone through the drive thru and was masterbating when he pulled up to the window!
We called the police and they came right down to the store to talk to her and asked if she wanted to press charges or if she prefered they go talk to the man and put a scare into him. To avoid the whole court thing she did not press charges.
Monday, I went to a managers meeting, the managers of one of our other stores said she wanted to talk to me. Turns out it was her car that had gone through the drive thru last week!!! The police showed up at her work to speak to her, her husband was at work also, turns out the car was at the mechanics during that time of day.
She freaked out at me and told me my staff was wrong it couldn’t have been her car. I said well it WAS your liscence plate number.‘What colour did they say the car was?’, she asked. I thought they said white, she said ‘see, it could not of been mine because my car is tan.’ I’m thinking ‘whatever… they looked at the liscence plate… not the colour…’
She then prceeds to tell me that her machanic wears a one piece suit at work and would not even be able to take ‘it’ out to masterbate in the car. Oh yes, and he is a good family man with 4 kids who would not in a million years do something like that, and she has known him for years so she knows it could not have been him.
I almost had to laugh… is she completely off her rocker?? Nice family men wouldn’t do something like that? Yeah, maybe most of them wouldn’t…but apparently one of them DID!
