Why is the rest of the Star Trek landing party wearing a different color?
No one got hurt when they did it on Jackass…
Your wife is one ugly, fat…
Fission? What’s that?
(In a bar in New York) Gulliani sucks, Bin Laden is a real man!
Seat belts are for wimps
Ringo posted my favorite one!
They couldn’t hit an elephant at this dist. . . .
Killed in battle during US Civil War.
~~ General John Sedgwick, Union Commander, d. 1864
Take a step forward, lads. It will be easier that way.
Executed by firing squad.
~~ Erskine Childers, Irish patriot, d. November 24, 1922
Legend has it…
“You ain’t got the balls!”
Spoken to a guy pointing a shotgun at the soon-to-be-deceased.
“Here - hold my beer and watch this, y’all!”
I recall a fatal plane crash from a few years back where the pilot’s last words were actually very close to this.
Uh oh.
I’m pretty sure I’m cutting the right wire.
No, I’ve never skydived before. But hey-- I’ll wing it!
Waiting are they? Waiting are they? Well–let 'em wait.
In response to an attending doctor who attempted to comfort him by saying, “General, I fear the angels are waiting for you.”
~~ Ethan Allen, American Revolutionary general, d. 1789
Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him.
~~ John Barrymore, actor, d. May 29, 1942
I am still alive!
Stabbed to death by his own guards - (as reported by Roman historian Tacitus)
~~ Gaius Caligula, Roman Emperor, d.41 AD
If those were my children I’d . . .
LOL to all of the previous postings !!!
“This is funny”.
Doc Holiday’s final words (movies have also used that quote)
“Hey come on it’s only a .22 rifle. What harm can that do?”
“You know that was a darned good (ski jump, deep sea dive, record airplane speed flight, test lap around the Indy 500 track, etc) but I’ll really get it right this time.”
“Sure we’ve held up LOTS of banks, but do you realize just one more robbery and we’ll be set for the rest of our lives?”
“I don’t know where I’ll be then Doc…
      but I won’t smell too good that’s for sure.”
George Zip’s dying words from the movie “Airplane!”
Hmmm, I wonder where the momma bear is?
Don’t bother turning it off, this will only take a second.
Nevermind the thunder! If I make this putt, I’ll break par.
“Z”[ul][sub]Vanna White[/sub][/ul]
“Of course it’s not loaded! Watch.”
Real men don’t wear helmets.
20 bucks says I can!
That water looks deep enough from here.
Et tu, Brute?
Honey, are you putting on weight?
Look at those Seagulls standing on the water!
(any boaters here??)
Yo wimp! You want a piece of me, huh?
In a chemical or bioengineering lab…
“Hmmm, that’s strange.”
What’s that dark thing blotting out the sun?