Screw him! I’ve got the right of way.
What’s this button do?
My favorite has long been the purported last words of Oscar Wilde, as he lay on his death bed in a cheap hotel:
“Either this wallpaper goes, or I do.”
Look, if it was electric, could I do this?
“They couldn’t hit an elephant at this distance”
– Last words of Gen. John Sedgwick, Spotsylvania 1864)
“Watch this!”
– Lots of people
Of course I trust you.
That’s not the right way to do that. Let me show you how it’s done…
Watch this, y’all!
If this vest can stop a bullet, I think it can stop a knife, thank you very much.
This lake is frozen solid and I can skate all the way across…
“What was that Indian’s name again?”
Posted in memory of my late father who served in a WWII paratrooper regiment for a time. We used to crack up over that old joke as we celebrated our 5 days-apart birthdays!
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Sure they LOOK dangerous, but Lions are just pussy cats at heart…
Leave me alone, I know what I doing!
I’ve probably done this at least a thousand times.
eeniE, meeniE, miniE, mo!
I was just kidding honey.
Maybe not last words said, but last heard:
“Yeah, impressive, but can you do it WITH YOUR EYES CLOSED?”
Yeah yeah the subway is coming…let me take a whizz out on the tracks .
“Shoot - that ain’t nothing. Watch this!”
Regards,
Shodan
“Shoot - that ain’t nothing. Watch this!”
Regards,
Shodan
A rather common one, I suspect: “Oh shit, oh shit oh shitohshitohshitohshit.”