“I don’t care what the Traffic Code says- I’m going to turn.”
Taylor!
I’m getting a screen prompt that messages have to be at least 10 characters in length. That sucks.
“Actually we are worrying unduly. Sharks have a very undeserved reputation as man-eaters. There is not a single authenticated case of a shark attacking anyone, despite what you may have heard. They are sophisticated and peaceful creatures with a rich family life and, far from being ominous harbingers of doom, have reputedly even befriended the occasional lost traveller. As hunters they are of course very efficient, and a full-grown shark can bring down even a moose…with…er…[…]Er…I think I might perhaps have got them confused with wolves. I have, haven’t I?”
It’s just a rash…
Oh, look at the babies! I wonder where their mother is?
It’s so dull it couldn’t possibly hurt you
Don’t worry, I’m sure it’s just a branch hitting the side of the house.
The Canonical List of RPG Famous Last Words.
“Red next to yellow, harmless fellow.”
“I’m bored…”
Look, I told you a thousand times, it’s not the voltage that kills you, it’s the current. Watch…
Any traffic coming from your direction?
This ladder’s old, but still plenty strong!
Does this ice look strong enough to skate on?
I saw this in a movie once…
Well, my last girlfriend would do it!
-It’s just a cold sore.
-It’s faster if I don’t unplug the saw when I change blades.
-Toss me that hammer!
[QUOTE=NoClueBoy]
Taylor!
You wanted us to guess where that comes from.
It’s from Beneath The Planet of the Apes, isn’t it?
I can shout Nazi slogans in the middle of Harlem if I want to – it’s a free country!
Niiiiiiiiice Cujo. Sit. Staaaaaay.
(In a foreign country) You can’t do this to me! I’m an American!
So…you’re a cannibal.
A truck–
“Captain! I think I found something. . .”
Yes!
How ya feelin’?
“I should just kill you, but first I’ll tell you about my plan for world domination.”
“It’s a dingo! Here, doggy.”
“I told you, you canna change the laws of physics!”
“Let’s quit making out long enough to check out that suspicious noise in the basement.”
“I’ll get through before the light turns red.”
“Relax. I’ve worked with this stuff for years. The specs are way too conservative.”
“I would rather be a servant in the house of the Lord than to dwell in the seats of the mighty.”
–Final words of Vice President of the United States Alben W. Barkley
Let’s split up!
It’s supposed to do that.
Run what?
“I have a terrific headache.”
—FDR
“Don’t let it end like this. Tell them I said something”-Pancho Villa
“I do not have to forgive my enemies. I have had them all shot”-Ramon Maria Narvaez
“So, now all is gone-Empire, Body, and Soul”-Henry VIII
“I desire to go to Hell and not Heaven. In the former I shall enjoy the company of popes, kings and princes, while in the latter are only beggars, monks and apostles.”-Niccolo Machiavelli
“There are no more other worlds to conquer”-Alexander the Great
“History teaches you that dictators never end up well”_General Augusto Pinochet