“Don’t be silly, theres no such thing as a poisonous apple.”
“Yeah right! it’s a very fair fight considering theres twelve of you and only one of me. And incase you can’t tell, MORON, I’m beeing sarcastic.”
“Yes I am interested in your seven bottles of paracetemol for the price of one offer, very interested.”
“And they said juggling with televisions that are still plugged in, while standing in a swimming pool full of live sharks was a bad idea!”
I LOVE that line! It’s succinct, it encapsulates the situation PERFECTLY, it displays all the panic and pathos of the event! I LOVE it.
I really want to use it one day.
Hmmm… >8(
“I said HAND me the lawn dart!!”
“No, that’s my beer!!”
Whadaya mean “look both ways”? This is a one-way str . . .
“Mom’s such a pansy. See? I can run with sciss. . .”
“Just hold this belt pully in place while I start the engine. . .”
Tripler
The aforementioned quotes were not learned directly by myself.
Aw, c’mon! The dude in Jackass wasn’t even scratched!
Everyone knows that when you meet a grizzly bear in the woods, you shout and wave your arms at it to scare it away. Okay, ready, on the count of three…
No, no, no! Robocop twirls his gun like this.
Look, over there! The dame next to that big gorilla looking guy in the pinstripe suit. I think that’s a real fur she’s wearing. Hand me that can of paint.
That’s right. Thirty years in law enforcement and I’ve never had to draw my gun once. Yup, and after today, I’m retired!
Now that I’ve told you everything I know, you guys will let me go…right?
What cliiiiiiiiiiiiiiffffffffff?
Do YOU see a train? I don’t see a train. Go around the damn gate.
Hmm…wonder what this red one does?
“He’s got to stop, he’s seen us.” – James Dean