famous people you'd like to hit, and what you'd like to use to hit them.

I would love to hit any and all of the Baldwin brothers in their faces with bricks. Their looks creep me out so much that anything would be an improvement.

You could hit her with the ugly stick, but how would we know?

Rush Limbaugh - Punch in the face with a spiked gauntlet tipped with nerve-paralyzing poison

This is basically what I came here to say, though you did it better than I ever could.

I also second Andrew Wakefield and Jenny McCarthy; ignorance and an audience is all you need to seriously damage the world. Good job, you two.

I guess I’ll go with Bill O’Reilly. Pie in the face, laced with laxative.

Sherilyn Fenn, with my penis.

I almost want to say George Lucas but I am going to give him the benefit of the doubt and assume his problem is incompetence and not malice towards his fans