Fart question

When you hold a fart in, so as not to cause offense, where does the methane and other gases go?



Whack-a-Mole, wouldn’t you think the body won’t allow anything to backtrack through the intestines like that?

…and people think Spontaneous Human Combustion is a myth.:rolleyes: :smiley:

Erp…I guess I need smiley faces for the humor impaired :wink: (even if it wasn’t very funny)

from http://www.heptune.com/farts.html

It’s a tough question for me to answer seriously, because I have a dog and an infant son to handily blame it on. :smiley: :cool:

Cecil Adams on Does suppressing the urge to toot endanger one’s health?

On a women, it goes to their Vagina.

That’s why Vaginas smell so bad!!!

Oh yeah, you’ll be gettin’ some real soon.

I was going to advise you to use smilies if you were joking, but it doesn’t even matter, I find this statement highly offensive even as a joke.



Didn’t mean to offend.

I’m sure YOUR’S is fine!!!

smooth operator indeed.

So how long is your mommy letting you stay on the computer today?


Seriously though, I think it’s just held in your lower intensine until it builds up further.

Veterans of this practice can do it almost without thought and then, while urinating, are rewarded with an extra enthusiastic expulsion of poor air.

As far as “the other thing”, don’t get me wrong, it doesn’t deter me from taking care of business ladies. Just keeping the lines of communication open. If we, as men, didn’t tell you, you wouldn’t know. Thank you.

Pick women with better hygiene.

My gf farts al lot through here vagina. espesially when we have sex… :confused:


Please tell me you’re not speaking phonetically!

The term you seek is “quief.”

hmm typomatix :o

I thought it was “queef”.