Pardon the excursion into crudity, but does anyone know how your rectum knows the difference between a fart and a turd? 'Cause if it didn’t, there’d be either a lot less farting or a lot more crapped pants in the world.
Puff your cheeks up with air. Now fill your mouth with hamburger meat.
Feel a difference?
Gasses are compressible. Solids and liquids are not. Solids and liquids are also usually much heavier than gasses.
Farts aren’t lumpy
Speak for yourself. (splurt) pardon
Your rectum doesn’t know nothing. Your brain directs your rectum.
You or your brain can tell if it’s a fart or a turd in your rectum. If it’s a fart you let it rip. If it’s a turd, you hold it in.
Um, this is kinda gross, but I can also tell the difference between solid and liquid before it ‘makes it’s appearance’.
To quote George Carlin: “Farts are just shit without the mess!”
-Dani