My nomination:
Any woman who still thinks it is “cute” to wear their pony tail sticking out of the back-ass of a baseball cap.
Anyone who thinks it’s cool to wear their belt loops below their asses.
I’ve said it before anyone under 30 who wears shorts that stop above your knees unless they are running or swimming.
All the people with black fingernail polish,
most people with lip rings,
people that wear pants pulled up past the bellybutton,
people that tuck in T shirts,
platform boots as in the kind worn by Goth kids,
Women that look like 15 year old males because there hair is short and spiked,
people that wear tighty whiteys and sag their pants both are cool in my opinion just not at the same time,
Shirts buttoned up all the way to the neck unless the person is wearing a tie,
once again sagging is ok but when wearing a suit it’s just stupid,
those texas tie thingies,
rolling backpacks,
fake name brand clothes why not just get non name brand stuff that looks better.
People wearing run over Tennis Shoes
etc…
People who still sport mullets
Anyone who wears a backward, upside-down visor
People who dye their hair severely unnatural colors (a reddish-purple? sure… hot pink? not so much)
Women who cut their jeans off so short, the pockets hang out the bottom*
Anyone still wearing jeans with tapered legs and/or stirrup stretch pants
Women who wear pantyhose under shorts
Grown, adult women who think it’s still acceptable for them to wear high pigtails; pigtails that are fastened at the neck are sometimes acceptable
Anyone with more than three piercings in each ear and/or more than two piercings on their face, not including the previously mentioned lip ring at which time they’ll be banished anyway, so it doesn’t really matter. 
Women who wear pumps with jeans and a t-shirt; what the hell is that all about anyway?
Men who wear a tie without a jacket, especially when paired with jeans and tennis shoes (Josh Hartnett, I’m looking at you. Anyone see (Dave? I think it was Dave.) the other night?)
I think that’s good enough for now.
Joan and Melissa Rivers.
I want to watch them experience police brutality.
I’ll pay for the abuse, and I’ll tip them for good service.
If I had the money, I’d pay for Joan to have the face she’d have without surgery and Botox.
Ugh, I always forget about these.
*I’m not offended by the length, this just looks tacky. Ladies, you can buy shorts these days, y’know? No need to go hacking away at all your jeans every year!
Life without Parole: women who wear pants with giant words on the ass.
Death Penalty: any parent who buys pants with giants words on the ass for their little girls.
Yamamba. Scroll down a bit for a ‘good’ example.
And I think my wife looks good with her hair sticking out the back of her baseball cap.
Yes. YES. YES!
I was about to come in here saying that anyone who felt they had the right to tell others what to wear should be shot. (So Mockingbird gets my “Honorable Mention” award for his comments on the evil Rivers bitches).
But this is one thing that is just so, so wrong. If you don’t want to encourage pedophiles to look at your child’s butt, then don’t post advertising there. Children should be allowed to be non-sexualized territory.
Life without Parole goes to an automatic Death Penalty with no right of appeal for women who wear pants or shorts with giant words across the ass who give people mean looks for daring to look at their asses. If you don’t want people looking at your ass, don’t call attention to it!
Robin
Let’s go further --how 'bout, expected to be non-sexualized territory.
Females who wear low rider pants and have any bits that hang over the top of said pants.
Women who still think leg-warmers are cool. I saw a woman wandering around the Galleria the other day in these icky bright white sneakers and a pair of leg-warmers on over her tapered, incredibly tight jeans. It was one of the scariest 80s flashbacks I had ever encountered. I was just lucky she didn’t have a ponytail sticking out of the side of her head. I wanted to scream, “Dammit! You’re in the mall! Get some new clothes!”
Another thing I hate is anything that’s low-riding enough to show off your hip-bones. Think Paris Hilton. Her skirts are low-riding enough that they always seem to be buttoned just above her pubes. I’ve seen some teenage girls trying to emulate this, and all they do is wind up looking like very young streetwalkers. Ick.
*One pants leg pushed up and one down. I’ve read why it’s done, but the look still baffles me.
*Those t-shirts that are cut off diagonally, then shredded into strips with beads on them. (Think Christina in her “Genie in a Bottle” video or the clothes equivalent to cornrows.) As a matter of fact, anything thing with glitter or crap hanging off of it. ::: shudder :::
80s trends coming back… leg warmers, flouncy mini-skirts, Vans shoes, etc. Yeah, I was thrilled when all my hippie stuff came back into style and I could buy really cheap directly from MalFart instead of coming thrift shops or eBay, but that’s different. 
*Initialized things. Especially those handbags that look hardly large enough to carry a wallet and have a strap that wouldn’t double as a collar for a Chihuahua. Ugh!
*Flip-flops with spike heels??? Isn’t the whole point for them to be comfortable? And anything popularized by Sex and the City, IE: $1500 Jimmy Cho a(sp?) shoes that could squish cockroaches in the corner.
*Hood ornament style jewelry. I don’t want to wear anything larger than I am and that goes from giant gold chains to country club mavens with massive diamond-encrusted accessories.
*Any female who still has ‘mall’ bangs that couldn’t penetrate Fort Knox or wears a ponytail straight on top of their head, a la’ Pebbles, then adorns it with a giant-ass bow. They stopped that last fad with little girls for a reason.
*Wife Beaters ™ worn with nothing but solid mesh shirts over the top that have the finger-less gloves built in. Yes, I have a ‘satanic’ goth friend who does this frequently. Just add the Jincos and chains and you can visualize the style.
Guess that’s all for now, although I’ll second the super baggy pants, mullets and Daisy Dukes that don’t even come close to cover anything. Hey, I’m all for “if ya got it, flaunt it” (not that I’ve ever had IT), but if you’re exposing everything without even bending over -or- sitting down, I think you’d be better off standing on a corner with better management. Double bonus points if the waist band is rolled down and half-way unzipped. Whew!
overlyverbose nailed some of those better than I did! And I even previewed first!!!
But now I can add thongs showing above whatever. I do appreciate how much anyone attracted to that look wouldn’t want to part with it, but trust me, if I did it, I’m sure I’d be arrested on a public indecency charge. See, some should just back away from Victoria’s Secret and stay with what they know instead of what’ll pass before next week’s over. :eek:
Oh, my God! I saw this last night! We were driving out of Fridays and it was really dark. There was some kid walking across the entrance to the parking lot, moseying along with one pant leg pushed up and the other down, yammering away on his cell phone. I don’t think he could have been older than 15. He was wearing dark blue wind pants with a reflective stripe on them, and it was dark enough that, with one leg pushed up, since the reflective stripe ended so abruptly, we couldn’t see his leg from the knee down - in fact, it looked like he didn’t have one. My husband was horrified. “Overly! That poor kid is missing a leg from the knee down!” :eek:
Then as he came into the line or our headlights: “Oh, wait, he’s got his left pants leg pushed up. Why the hell would he do that? It looks stupid!”
OH GOD YES.
I had two students - little girls, one 7 the other 12 - whose family was filthy rich. They would fly to NYC (from Ottawa) to go clothes shopping for the girls a couple times a year.
The mom would dress them as minitramps, really… but for a while the 12 year old had designer pants which read “BOOTY” on the ass, and the little one had ones that read “DANCER” (because she did ballet, see?) on the ass.
JEEBUS, LADY… HELLOOOOO!!!
shudder
I’ve said it before but clearly I’m in the minority. Capri, cropped, or otherwise too short pants look good on no one. They’re awful. AWFUL. When will this dreadful fad end and everyone can start looking at their pictures and say to themselves “what the HELL were we thinking??”
I second the motion to make lowridering pants with flabby, fleshy overhangs illegal. Does anyone dress in front of a mirror anymore?
Also…women should wear slips with dresses and skirts. Not for modesty’s sake, although there’s something to be said for that as well, but for the sake of fashion. Slips cover a multiple of flaws and you never have to worry about your skirt bunching up around thighs or clinging to your knees. The fabric hangs better too.
And I agree that a firing squad is too good for the dimwitted parents who parade their little darlings in clothes that no respectable hooker would wear. “Juicy” indeed.
I think I am disqualified as a fashion judge. A couple of years ago when the jeans with faded patches on the thighs first came in to fashion I saw a woman wearing a pair as I left the train station. To save her embarrasment I approached her and told her that she seemd to have sat on wet paint. She pithly replied “Fuck off dickhead” and when I later noticed other women wearing similarly vandalized jeans I understood my mistake. They still to this day look remarkably silly to me.