Really old men who dye their hair jet black. They look like vampires. When yer older than God, people will accept gray or white hair. That low rent Goth look is not working.
Fat men who wear polo shirts. These make your “man boobs” look huge.
Fat girls wearing low rider pants. You look bad. I agree with the person who said “just because they make it in your size does not mean you should wear it”. Amen, and preach on.
High heeled sneakers look stupid too. And anything from the 80s. NOTHING about the 80s was good.
I think fashion death squads are better called out for those who decided that long flowy skirts for women my size ought to be replaced by spandex pencil skirts, slit to the knees, and then decided to make the pencil that much thinner than I am. And yes, I have the right size, the size bigger literally falls down. Why?
And for those who decided that there will be no pleats in women’s pants. Not for me, pleats on a fat woman always poof wrong, but **KellyM ** can really use that bit of concealment. No, now all pants are designed to show pubes and camel toes. Ick.
BTW, slips do not always prevent skirts from clinging or riding up. They usually help though.
French manicures/pedicures.
This is especially ture if you have it on your toes.
It’s disgusting, people. The french manicure is supposed to make your nails look longer. This is NOT a look you should strive for on your feet. Toenails should be as short as possible.
Goatee beards - “Oi, mate, you’ve missed a bit!”.
Low-slung baggy trousers (blokes’) - with underpants showing above the waistband (sometimes two pairs thereof…).
Clothing with enormous logos - Von Dutch, Hackett, FCUK etc. Pikey!
Baseball caps, worn askew - especially in countries where baseball is not even played.
Mullets - natch.
People who wear sunglasses inside, excluding of course those with a genuine medical reason.
Dickheads.
Can I nominate fictional characters?
Personally I always considered slips one more thing that would ride up.
I always considered slips something my nana wore.
One of my coworkers (another department on another floor, thank og, so I can go weeks at a time without seeing him) is in his 30s, probably, and he always wears a sports jersey (football or hockey) and a baseball cap worn backwards. shudders
I usually wear skirts, and I’m a big fan of slips, BTW.
Sorry! what would I know…I’m a jeans type myself.
I’m afraid I do stick my ponytail out the back of my baseball cap (the few times I wear it) because its really uncomfortable any other way.
The most freaky thing I’ve ever seen was one woman at work who had managed to dye her hair and skin EXACTLY the same colour. She looked like a very high maintence kind of girl, I think she thought everyone was staring at her because she looked good, but no it looked distinctly odd.
Slips should never ride up, at least, I’ve never had one do that and I’ve been wearing them forever.
I went to a wedding on Saturday and this beautiful young girl with a beautiful figure was wearing a beautiful dress which she clearly did NOT check in mirror before she left the house. Not only could you see her bra, and her panties, you could see the tag sticking OUT of the panties. I guess she thought since there were two layers of fabric, a slip was unnecessary. She was, of course, mistaken. Seriously, get a slip on.
I never understood these people, and that includes Jack Nicholson. You see him at the Academy Awards wearing dark glasses, you know he can’t see anything. Although I’ve noticed in the past few years he wears those sunglasses with the yellow shades, possibly so things appear brighter. Those look even moronic.
Now wait a minute…
I’m a skinny chick with a proportionately large bust. Any ordinary-cut T-shirt large enough to fit comfortably over my boobs will dangle straight down off them, leaving a 3-inch airspace between the hem and the front of my stomach. It looks messy and is about as flattering as the average graduation gown, not to mention drafty. And I’m not allowed to tuck this in so people can tell I have, you know, an actual waistline?
Sure, one solution is the more fitted “babydoll” cut, but since I’m 32, hot pink shirts with 2" diameter cap sleeves and the word “BRAT” written across the front in magenta sequins aren’t really my thing. And usually I have to sift through racks of those before I can find any in a color or style I’d wear.
Gee…I think I’ve found my Fashion Police defendants: Companies who won’t make T-shirts that people older than 15 might want to wear - without tucking in, eh?
Cause we’re goin’ out tonight, duh.
Of course they should never ride up, but they often do, for me at least. Sometimes pettipants provide a good alternative, but some skirts require a slip.
Someone never told my slips that they weren’t supposed to ride up. I never thought of pettipants though–just tried to make sure that I only wore skirts in the winter, when I could wear heavy ones that lessened the chances of show-through.
Sorry… my comment was directed at men and the suburban accountant on holiday (or Ned Flanders) look.
You and your boobs can carry on, ma’am.
Yeh I should clarify that…yes males under 30. The females look just fine in short shorts. 