When one door closes, another opens.
It’s all for the best.
A penny for your thoughts.
Smile!
That’s why you get paid the big bucks.
Thank you so much!
Have a blessed day!
Have a great day!
Your call is important to us! Please continue to hold.
“For some reason…”
Well, yes. Everything is for some reason. Thank you for reminding me that whatever you are talking about isn’t the one thing in the universe that is not subject to cause and effect.
Jesus loves you!
We are where we are.
You are what you are and you ain’t what you ain’t.
Or, as I told one of my parrots, “Be what you is because if you be what you ain’t, then you ain’t what you is.”
On the contrary, sometimes these things just happen.
Sigh. The purpose of “For some reason” is to indicate that the reason is unknown to the speaker. It has a legitimate purpose. Would you prefer “I don’t know why, but…”?
I unfortunately cannot think of an answer to the OP. It’s usually how people say things, not what they say that annoys me.
“what are you doing with that axe?”
[hijack] I watched about an hour of it, then motherhood called. I have it DVRed so I can watch the rest of it in chunks. I’m really eager to see the freestyle reining portion, although cross country is always a hoot. Hubby wants the giant duck jumps for our front yard. 
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I came in to say exactly these. Each one makes me kinda stabby.
Life is unfair. Notice how nobody says that to the winners.
Speaking of which, the “Big L” and “Big W” thing should stop.
It could be worse!
Because, as everyone knows, it always gets worse right after someone says that.
To tell the truth …
Tell the truth by default, let me know if you are lying.
“Take it one day at a time.” — Somehow, I never can manage to get a month’s worth of ‘it’ at a time. If you know how to speed ‘it’ up, let me know.
“God works in mysterious ways.” — Because normal cause-and-effect is prima facie evidence of complete moral abnegation of the part of any omnipotent creator deity, but you’re uncultured slime if you notice.
“Winners never quit, quitters never win.” — So Einstein should have stuck to his patent clerking?
“Don’t insult my beliefs.” — Don’t have beliefs that insult human intelligence.