Fatal Platitudes

“Thank you for taking my call” makes me want to shoot the caller right between the eyes.

“[Any given celebrity death] is a tragedy” is another.

Et tu?

That’s a very good question!

[mod]Moved from Cafe Society --> MPSIMS.[/mod]

[nonmod]You might want to consider decaf.[/nonmod]

Nonetheless, the OP should just be true to himself.

There are other fish in the sea.

I’m not in the sea. I’m the desert. ALONE.

How are you?

“You’re hurting me!”

:rolleyes: Drama queens.

:rolleyes: I’m sorry that so many people are so jaded that they actually hate this. I really, honestly mean it when I say it. I want to know. If I don’t care, I’ll say “hi”, “hey”, or “sup”.


So-and-so is “classy” or “a class act”

Pretentious bullshit.

Do you love me?

Everything happens for a reason.
When one door closes, another one opens.
What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.
God never gives us more than we can bear.
It’s only money.

Didn’t Fatal Platitudes go on a package tour with Eye of the Beholder, Darkness Before The Dawn, and Hardly Working?

Heh. You know Josh from Darkness Before The Dawn used to play bass for Turbo Encabulator? He doesn’t like to tell people that because he was still with them when they signed that big record deal, but my cousin went to middle school with him.

Come on, everybody, it’s what’s you make it!

It is what it is.

It is what it is.


Ruffian - I was robbed!

[ hijack ]Are you watching the World Equestrian games?[ /hijack ]


I nearly shat myself, I better go to the toilet soonish…

It is what it is.