What Would Jesus Do?
Jesus would stay right except to pass!
LSHINCMC! (Laughed so hard I nearly crashed my car)
Ren – haven’t seen that one yet. It’s a good one.
A friend who lives in Juneau (at least I think she does, haven’t heard from her for awhile – Liz? you there?) says the bumper sticker of choice in that town is “I brake for the end of the road.” Seems you can only get there by air or boat, and the road goes out of town and just ends.
My all-time favorite is “I brake for hallucinations.” I know it’s old, but so am I.
My favorite:
JESUS LOVES YOU
Everyone Else Thinks You’re an Asshole
I like “Horn Broken, Watch for Finger”
WWJD
Who Wants Jack Daniels?
I would never put this on my car, since it seems to imply that I might drink and drive, but I still found it amusing.
A friend had this one:
Bad Cop! No Donut!
She also actually said that to a cop once, but that’s a different story…
This shows my RP interests smiles I want some of these bumper stickers…
Baali:
Go to Hell!! (It’s lovely in the fall)
Ventrue:
Why yes I DO own the whole road.
How’s my driving? Call: (Vienna telephone number)
Tzimisce:
My other car is… the last guy who criticised my driving.
Any Vampire:
My childe Diablerized your honour student.
Blood: Its not just for the IRS anymore
My fav.
‘Jesus is coming…look busy’
Obtaining one of these is a new priority
My current favorite:
“Vote for the greater evil, Cthulu in 2000.”
“Is that your face or did your neck throw up?”
“I don’t know whether to kill myself or go bowling?”
I haven’t seen the two above, just been told about them. But I have seen dozens of those doctored “In and Out” Burger bumper stickers (doctored so they read “In and Out Urge”)
I’ve always liked:
“You, out of the gene pool!”
and
“Support your right to arm bears”
An old one I saw about 10 years ago:
Call 911–Make a cop come.
I bet Paul Harvey (is he still around?) never cited that as one of his Bumper Snickers.
I had one on my old beat-up Ford Tempo that read “Millenium, Schmillenium.” for years. Way before the millenium fever.
I also enjoyed one of those “mean people suck” bumperstickers doctored to read “people suck.” Simple, straight forward, I like it.
Two favorites:
Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I am psychotic and so am I.
Picture a beautiful women driving a red convertable with the bumper sticker: You can’t be first, but you could be next.
I saw this one last weekend and thought it was pretty good:
“Why Can’t We All Just Get A Bong”
The 2 that I like are:
“My son is a model prisoner at Polk Correctional Facility.”
and
“Don’t laugh, your daughter might be inside”, seen on a beat up Dodge van.
Not a bumper sticker, but a license plate that I have to share with you. You get a lot less space on a plate, so when you find one that’s really clever it’s a real gem.
I noticed that the car in front of me had a plate reading:
ML8-ML8
At first I couldn’t figure it out. It was clearly a vanity plate, since it wasn’t likely they got that repetition by chance. But what did it Mean? Then it hit me:
I’m Late – I’m Late
But that wasn’t the best part. The car this was on was a white Rabbit! I’m glad I figured it out before the light changed and the car drove away. Haven’t seen it since.
From the “Quick N’ Easy” convenience stores in Atlanta:
“I’m a Quick N’ Easy Lover!”
one of my favs has a confederate flag with a slash through it- “you lost, get over it.”
My favorite all time has already been mentioned:
Jesus Loves You… everyone else thinks your an asshole
But a few honorable mentions:
A spoof on the “Mean People Suck” one that said “Nice People Swallow”
Vizualize Whirled Peas. I always liked this one
San Diego: The weather is here, wish you were nice.
One that’s on my car: Vote Democrat: It’s cheaper than working. Vote Republican: It’s easier than thinking. Vote Libertarian: It’s cheaper than taxes. Always gets a chuckle at stoplights.