I hate to be such a nitpicker, but I think he named it the “beetabega”.
I agree it was very funny scene, one of my favorites.
what about Cliff’s collections of celebrity impersonating vegatables?
But that wouldn’t have rhymed. 
Woody’s wedding. Some classic slapstick, some stupid stuff, but all redeemed by Kelly’s deadpan
“And now I’m making it with the Woodman.”
The Kelly song has already been mentioned.
One opening scene. The phone rings and Coach answers. It’s the restaurant upstairs (Melville’s?) calling for the Johnsons. Two couples answer. One couple is really fat.
Coach into the phone: Yeah, there two Johnsons. Oh, OK
Coach to the couples: Sorry, it’s not either of you. (Yells)The Blubberbutts! Blubberbutts!
Diane to Sam (completely paraphrased): If the light hits you at the perfect angle and your head is turned just right, from a certain distance, at the exact right time you can be quite. . . unrepulsive.
I believe Diane’s line was more along the lines of, “Sometimes, when the light is right, and I’m standing back a ways, sometimes I find you not totally unrepugnant.”
Sam: “Yeah, that’s me…tall, dark, and unrepugnant.”
My favorite moment: After years of trying, Sam has finally regained possession of the bar. Feeling good, he wipes out everybody’s bar tab (Norm, of course, is estatic). Fraiser says, “That’s awfully generous, Sam.”
Sam replies, “Hey, it’s just my way of saying ‘Thanks for patronizing me.’”
Fraiser: “Oh, Sam, I know you wanted to use a great big word, but the one I think you were looking for was ‘patronage’.”
Sam: “What’s the difference?”
Fraiser: “‘Patronage’ means customers. ‘Patronizing’ is how one speaks to a slow, dull child.”
Sam: “You mean, kinda of like how you’re talking to me right now?”
Fraiser: “Aren’t you cute!”
“Calling Dr. Daniels, Dr. Jack Daniels!”
Yeah, I remember that one. At one point, Cliff grabbed the control of the zapper away from his therapist and yelled, “Let’s see how YOU like it!” and zapped himself. At the end of the show, it wasn’t Carla, it was one of the usual drunks at the bar, and the last line was, “Dance, mailman!”
The one that really sticks in my mind was when Woody was trying to hook up the new VCR to the TV, and in order to do it, he decided to watch the video tutorial using the new VCR. The regulars opened a book on how long it would take for him to realize that wouldn’t work.
By God you’re right…
I think it was in Cliff’s celebrity vegetable episode, with the Nixon potato, or some other where Cliff was going on and on about something, when Frasier just looked at him and said ,“Hello in there, Cliff. Tell me, what color is the sky in your world?” First time I had heard that line.
Reminds me of the time Sam was trying to guilt Norm in to paying off his tab with found money or something. He pills out a great big binder and starts leafing through it in front of Norm. “This goes all the way back to the beginning. We didn’t even know your name bak then. Look, ‘Skinny guy at the end of the bar.’”
Yes, I love that line. I used to use it all the time and I stole it directly from Cheers.
When they had a mean junkyard dog at the bar (I can’t remember why) who would attack whenever it heard the word ‘Cochise’. They put up a big sign that said “Do Not Say Cochise to This Dog”, but inevitably someone came in and read the sign aloud…
I’ve been using the “what color sky” line for years as well, I had no idea it was “new” when Frasier spoke it.
I’m the first person to mention Cliff on Jeopardy!?
“Who are three people who’ve never been in my kitchen?”
Someone mentioned it earlier but it was an all-time TV classic and not just a Cheers classic.
Jim
You’re right. I completely looked right over it.
Woody is rehearsing a play and doesn’t want Kelly to know about it (he thinks Kelly will frown on him being an actor). He’s rehearsing a scene (with a brunette Lisa Kudrow FTR) where they kiss, and Kelly walks in.
Kelly (paraphrasing): Woody! Oh I should have known! The long hours away from me, the obviously phony excuses to get away from me. It all makes sense now - You’re in a play and you didn’t tell me.
And then there was the date auction, in which Woody got ‘bought’ by a boozy, chain-smoking barfly, and Rebecca almost found herself making the top bid on Sam, only to be outbid by Lilith!
And from the same episode, Lilith on her date with Sam and acting very seductive toward him. Seeing her dance on the bed was terrific.
Except the sign was wrong, and the real attack word was Geronimo.
Frasier’s version of *A Tale of Two Cities: * “And there was an angry clown…”