“I know how you feel, Sam. Sometimes I just want to wrap my hands around her neck and squeeze, squeeze, until I choke the life out of her, and there’s nothing left but a lifeless corpse. And I’m a trained psychotherapist!”
Diane: Sam Malone, I hate you with the white hot passion of a thousand super-novas.
Sam: Gee, it’s funny how you so often compare me with a super-nova.
Sam: And you think you can a date for this party better than me?
Rebecca: (a little too loudly) Blind-folded, gagged and with both hands tied behind my back! (turns to see the whole bar staring at her) We were just talking about a party this Saturday night.
Carla: Sammy! Where is it, and what time should I be there?
And Cliff Clavin’s definition of DNA: “Dames Not Aggressive”
Sam and Diane were in a life and death situation, in which they finally admit their feelings for each other. Sam said something like “You are the only woman I ever loved, and I will love you forever.”
Later, back safe in the bar…
“Goodnight, Sam. Oh, and about that little conversation we had earlier? I think we should just forget that it ever happened.”
“Hey, what conversation, right? Heh heh.”
“The conversation where you said I was only woman you ever loved, and that you will love me forever.”
There was an episode where most of the action was taking plce in the office while there was discussion regarding the old Roadrunner cartoons out at the bar. At one point the door from the office into the bar opens and you heard Fraizer screaming:
Woody was in a play, but he didn’t tell Kelly, who didn’t understand that sort of thing. She thought it was a lowly and disgraceful thing.
Woody had a love scene with an actress, but he just couldn’t put his heart into it. The actress tried to inspire him by kissing him in a very sexy way. Kelly walked in on this.
Kelly: "Oh, I get it now! You say you have to work late every night, you never call me anymore, and now I find you in the arms of another woman? You’re in a play, aren’t you?
“What would you say to a beer Normie?”
“Daddy wuvs you.”
My all time favorite though is when the Cheers gang goes bowling. Norm goes off for a beer, and in the background you hear “NORM!!!”.
Sam asks incredulously “They know him here?” to which Cliff replies so matter-of-factly: “Geez Sammy, the guy’s got a life you know.”
That may not be exactly right, but you get the gist. Cracks me up every time.
Rebecca is having the bar appriased and Cliff is there being, well, Cliff. The appraiser asks:
App: “Does the Mailman come with the bar?”
Reb: “Well…”
App: “I’ll run the numbers both ways, and see how it works out.”
Earlier in the scene:
App (pointing to the floor by the corner of the bar): What caused this massive depression in the floor here?
Norm comes out of the john and resumes his spot.
App: “Ah”