Favorite Doper Quotes?

I know there are some out there, things a doper said which made you laugh or go “Wow!” or “Oh!” or perhaps “Cool!” and the ever popular “Huh?” but some go farther with things like “Huh? Oh! Cool!” or any permutation there of. I know these exist, so lets gather them together for a veritable maelstrom of doper memories.

And please, if necessary include any extraneous information needed for the quote to make sense.

Here’s my favorite quote:

very witty

I can’t remember who said it, but:

Gets me every time.

Here’s an old thread of mine that has many of my favorite quotes.

Dopers are a bunch of quotable dudes, man.

I really liked “you escape the words you inspire.” Unfortunately, i don’t seem to recall who posted it.

One doper quoted his/her father:

“If we had some ham, we could make some ham ‘n’ eggs, if we had some eggs.”

I’ve gotten to use it myself.

Check out Eve in this thread.

I suppose sigs count. I can’t remember who it was, and it’s been a long time since I last saw it:

Strangers have the best candy!

My newest current favorite, just read in the Pit, by belladonna: “I didn’t know my vagina was hard-wired for knitting.”