Not high art, but:
“It was between that and Mohammad.”
“…HOW could it have been between that and Mohammad?!”
“Mohammad is the most common name in the world. Christ, read a book!”
On radio,the Bickersons still hold up pretty well. Here is a sampling.
How about the ones that ended with “Jane, You ignorant Slut”
Not ONE mention of Cavemen vs Astronauts?
I’m ashaemd of you people.
The “Don Juan in Hell” sequence of Shaw’s Man and Superman is one long philosophical argument.