I have a few minutes and I would like for someone to argue with me. Would anyone care to?
No! And you can’t make me!
I’m not going to argue with you until you pay.
Yes, you are.
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Oh, I’m sorry, just one moment. Is this a five minute argument or the full half hour?
Well since you all are piling on me, allow me to answer to everyone and no one at the same time.
Yes you WILL argue with me. (by the way this is the 5 minute argument and I ALREADY PAID!)
No you didn’t.
Thats an ad hominem attack isn’t it?
It’s your turn to wash the dishes!
Why?
Why not?
no wai
You always do this!
Are you kidding? What the hell does that even mean? That’s just the kind of attitude I’d expect from people like you. You make me sick.
I mean, won’t you think of the children, man?!
ahem
Suck my balls?
Yes, but you paid by check, and we don’t accept out-of-state checks. Sorry.
Maybe if you give us a major credit card, and your driver’s license (for collateral, in case anything… disasterous… happens, in which case we need you to sign a waiver releasing us from all liability), well, then we can talk.
God damnit! This is why we can’t have nice things! :mad:
Oh, yeah? Says who?
God dammt, I shot the sheriff!