Nuh uh, I’m Claudius!
And I’m Spartacus.
I’m really not up for an argument right now. Could I offer you some abuse?
Oh, come on. You knew that was coming.
No you wouldn’t.
this isn’t an argument!
Why isn’t it?
You are supposed to take up a position. Just contradicting me is not an argument. It is just a contradiction.
No it isn’t!
Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Swampbear is looking at me!
I’m not looking at you! I’m looking at that thing behind you! 
Stop talking about my big butt! Maaaaaaaaa!(I’m not really bad - I was just drawn that way.)
Yes, it is.
NO. IT. ISN"T! A thousand times more than you can EVER say. 
See. You just contradicted what I said. That is not arguing. That is simply contradicting, which is NOT arguing! I paid good quid for an argument.
Look, an argument is a connected series of statements intended to establish a proposition, it’s not just contradiction…
Yes it is.
Cite??
People are ALWAYS soooo picky. No, I don’t have a cite, and whatcha gonna do about it?
<<bursts into tears>>
That thing behind Jali is a butt!!!???
And…
YES IT IS!