SILENCE!! All our most powerful magnetic fields were useless. In the end, all it took was an ordinary pointed stick!
SILENCE!! I concur!
“Leela’s Homeworld” Any episode with the sewer mutants is great, but the montage at the end where you see her growing up and her parent’s leaving gifts for her/watching out for her from the sewers is one of the most touching parts of the series.
“That was so bad, I think it gave me cancer!”
“No, Calculon doesn’t do retakes.”
SILENCE! I concur.
(My 4 year old loves to say SILENCE!)
You missed the best line from that episode:
“. . . and tha otha hamburga will ALSO be made’a your lungs!”
It shouldn’t be too hard to figure out my favorites.
Hmm…your favorite character is obvious, but you might still like some entire episodes better than the one (or two) in which the Hypno-Toad appears. (The Day the Earth Stood Stupid, and…there was one where the crew was watching a show called “Everyone Loves Hypno-Toad” but I don’t recall which).
The ones with the Brain Slugs?
Don’t over-think it people.
Well, I don’t think that… ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNO TOAD!
Actually, I always like Zap Brannegan episodes (Sexlexia…classic). The one where Fry and Bender enlist and have to invade some ball planet comes to mind.
“I, Roommate” won a spot in my heart thanks to the bathroom exchange:
“Where’s the bathroom?”
“The what room?”
“The bathroom.”
“The bath what?”
“The bathroom.”
“The what what?”
Also I love “Why Must I Be a Crustacean in Love?” for two things: the kegelcizer and Fry being a fat sack of crap, “SACK?!?!”
Kifs sigh kills me every time.
“I always said that the key to winning is the element of surprise… SURPRISE!!”
For straight-up sight gags, the scene in How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back when they pan across Fry’s bedroom and show an owl struggling in a giant spider web always kills me.
Really, any scene with owls is good for a laugh.
“Our elders tell of a young ball like you. First, he bounced three meters in the air. Then, he bounced one point eight meters in the air. Then, he bounced four meters in the air. Do we make ourselves clear?”
“Mr. Ambassador, our people tell the same story.”
Fry: I refuse to testify on the grounds that my organs will be chopped up into a patty!
Judge: Ah, the 67th amendment…
Oh yeah, owls being the vermin of the future just kills me.
Hermes: “Someone’s been leaving food around, and it’s attracting owls. And I for one am tired of cleaning out the owl traps.” (in the background, you hear, >snap< HOOO!!!)
Another great one came to mind just now: Old Man Waterfall, Zoidberg’s lawyer for his flag-eating case.
OMW: “That’s right, I’m a polygamist.”
Audience: “BOOOOO!”
OMW: “Yet I would gladly eat a flag myself, had I not used my intestine as a rope to hoist a flag made of my own skin. If it would protect the freedoms of the proud people who salute that flag!”
Audience: “YAY!!”
OMW: “Freedoms such as polygamy.”
Audience: “BOOOOO!”
Chief Justice: “In a rare, double-whammy decision, we find polygamy constitutional.”
Audience: “BOOO!”
OMW: “I can’t wait to tell my husband!”
Audience: "BOOOOOOOO!!"
And of course:
Zoidberg: “He defended my freedom when no one else would. He was a good and honorable man.”
OMW, dying: “I request a Satanic funeral.”
Crowd: "BOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
And Hermes, for one, is sick of cleaning out those owl traps.
[In background] snap! WHOOO! [/IB]
OK, I thought of one that normally never gets picked as the best, but IMO has some of the singularly best lines of them all: Crimes Of The Hot.
Hedonism Bot: “I apologize for nothing! hahaha”
Evil Wizard: “Sapphires, eh? Hehehehe! With those I could open the gates of Garrahe!”
Educational Film
“We drop a larger and larger ice cube in the ocean, thus solving the problem once and for all.”
“But–”
“ONCE AND FOR ALL!!!”
Hermes: “Strange, you haven’t acted this suspicious since I found those ‘ape bones’ in the basement.”
Professor: “I’m not going! I have my reasons! Shut up! My hip hurts! I’m in the middle of cooking a turkey! I have warranty cards to fill out! I’m not just making excuses!”
“Morbo is pleased, but sticky.”
And perhaps my favorite Morbo quote:
“Morbo wishes these stalwart nomads peace among the Dutch tulips.”
“I’m sure those windmills will keep them cool.”
“WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOODNIGHT!”
Watching Fry miss the launch button for the garbage rocket was the moment I knew it would be one of my favorite shows ever.
That episode does have my favorite line in the history of the show
Leela’s Dad: No beer 'til you finish your tequila!
Honestly, the only episode of Futurama that I don’t like at all is A Pharaoh To Remember.
I hear this just about every time I visit my family - usually more than once.