There have been tons of threads about the Simpsons, but not many Futurama threads. So…
What’s your favorite episode?
What are some of your favorite lines from the show?
I was watching the evil Santa episode tonight, and I remembered what a good episode it was. Other favorites are the Roswell episode, and the one where Bender is a god.
“Oh, a lesson in time travel etiquette from Mr. I’m-my-own-grandpa!”
“And he wins in a quantum finish!” professor: “No fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it!”
My sappy side loves “Jurassic Bark” and “Time keeps on slipping…” and something in me just about explodes every time I see the Giant Albino Shouting apes in the mothers day episode.
“Bender: It was horrible! A nightmare!
Fry: What happened?
Bender: I dreamt I was in a place of 0’s and 1’s and all of a sudden… I saw a two whimper
Fry: It’s ok Bender, don’t worry. There’s no such thing as 2’s”
Omicronians: “This concept of “wuv” confuses and infuriates us!”
Bender: “Ahh, computer dating. It’s like pimpin, but you dont really have to use the phrase, ‘upside your head’”
I think my favorite episode is “The Devil’s Hands Are Idle Playthings” where Fry gets the robot devil’s hands and becomes a holophoner virtuoso.
My favorite quote is from Bender’s speech at the end of “Bender Should Not Be Allowed on Television” where he’s lecturing parents on blaming television for being a bad influence on kids: “But did you ever try turning off the TV, sitting down with your kids… and hitting them?”
Other great quotes:
Fry: “Pssst! Leela, you gotta get me out of here; it’s horrible! Eating scraps, letting my waste drop wherever it falls like an animal in the zoo.”
Leela: “Animals go in the corner.”
Fry: “The corner!! Why didn’t I think of that?!”
Bender: “You seem a tad wound up, buddy. And your face is greasy. Real greasy. You’ve been up all night?”
Fry: “Of course I’ve been up all night! Not because of caffeine, it was insomnia. I couldn’t stop thinking about coffee. I need a nap.” snores “Coffee time!”
Bender: gets cigar out “Ah, mighty fine smokable.”
Fry: “Fancy cigar. Why don’t you smoke it already? Puff, puff, go, go, go, go, go!”
Fry: Hey wait, this brain knows everything about everything right?
Nibblonian : It will soon. That’s why you’re supposed to be setting off a bomb.
Fry: Yeah yeah, but I can’t pass up a chance to learn the answers to the greatest questions of all time!! [speaks into console.] Is it true that post office stamp glue is made up of -
Infosphere Brain: Correct!!! Toad mucus!!!
[A postman, in a video clip, squeezes the mucus of a toad into a bucket.] Squiiissshhh!!!
Best Musical Number: Hermes’ Beaurocracy song in “How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back”
Best Quote:
Speaker: “They’re checking the electron microscope… and the winner is … Number 3, in a quantum finish.”
Farnsworth: “No fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it!”
You forgot the best part: Ndndnd: Surely it must say “love”? Lrrr: No, it says “wuv,” with an Earth W!
I think the best episode is “The Sting,” it’s just so Phildickian. As for favorite lines, I have a million:
Prof. Farnsworth: If you were to kill your grandfather, you would cease to exist. Fry: But existing is basically all I do!
Bender: My story’s a lot like yours, only more interesting because it involves robots.
Fry: Hey, why is the TV getting smaller? (said as the couch he’s on is getting dragged out of the room)
I don’t get why so many fans don’t like “That’s Lobstertainment!” I think it’s one of the best episodes. “The President is dead… congratulations, Mr. President!” “NOOOOOOO!!!”
My favorite episode is the one where Fry dies saving Leela from the sting of the alien queen bee. Is that “The Sting?” It’s everything I like about Futurama: cynical and sappy all in the same episode.
Or else it’s the one with the Space Harlem Globetrotters. That’s just got too many brilliant moments to count.
(Another favorite moment is at the end of the episode where we see Leela’s parents looking out for her all through her childhood, to the tune of “Baby Love Child” by Pizzicato Five. It gets me right here ::sniff:
Favorite quotes:
Dr. Farnsworth: Good news! It’s a suppository!
Fry: That’s right! I did do the nasty in the pasty!
Nibblonian: Correct! And that past-nastification is exactly what makes you suited for saving the universe! [paraphrased]
Parker Posey Mermaid: [again, paraphrased] Atlanta’s so much more than just a Delta hub! There’s the Coke Museum, the CNN Center… the airport…
Announcer: “In this game between aliens and atomic monsters, something very strange has happened.”
Leela: “Are we all done being stupid?”
Fry: “I have more! …But you go ahead.”
This one’s hard to quote because it’s all in the delivery, but:
Bender: “Young people are using foul language!”
Fry: “Damn it, it’s not working!”
Leela: “Come on, you bastards!”
Fry: “So long, friends. I never thought I’d die this way… but I always really, really hoped.”
I think that line Cartoon Network won’t let them say was “Sweet Zombie Jesus!” Classic.
I like the “tales of interest” with Al Gore and Gary Gygax.
Paraphrase:
AG: I maintain the integrity of the space-time continuum
Fry: I thought your only duty was to break a tie in the senate
AG: that and maintaining the the integrity of the space-time continuum.
“Your Neutralness, it’s a beige alert!”
“If I don’t survive, tell my wife ‘Hello’”
More from “I Dated a Robot”:
Fry: “Lucy Liu Bot, if I don’t survive the corn I want you to know that I love you as much as a man can love the computerized image of a gorgeous celebrity. Which has turned out is a lot.” Lucy Bot: “Oh Fry… I love you more than the moon and the stars and the POETIC IMAGE NUMBER 37 NOT FOUND”
then later
Lucy Bot: “I’ll always remember you Fry MEMORY DELETED”
