You know the kind of thing: “There once was a man from …”
My sense of humour is faily bisarre and my favorite three are:
There once was a man from Peru
Whose limericks would end at line two.
There once was a man from Verdun
The once was a man from Capri
Who once was stung by a wasp
When asked “Does it hurt?”
He replied “No it doesn’t”
But I am really very glad that it wasn’t a hornet
Gp
Grimmy:
My two favorites are:
There once was a nympho from Dallas
Who used a dynamite stick for a phallus
They found her vagina
in North Carolina
and part of her anus in Dallas
and
There once was a man from Boston
who travelled around in an Austin
he had room for his ass
and a gallon of gas
but his balls dangled out and he lost 'em
My two favorite…
When a jolly young fisher named Fisher
Went fishing for fish in a fissure
The fish, with a grin,
Pulled the fisherman in
And now they’re fishing the fissure for fisher.
There once was a man from Darjeeling
Who got on a bus bound for Ealing
It said by the door,
“Don’t spit on the floor,”
So he carefully spat on the ceiling.
Chrome
I like a certain variation on your first one there.
A kinky young girl named Jill
Tried a dynamite stick for a thrill
They found her vagina in South Carolina
and bits of her tits in Brazil.
~Timban
Timban:
filed
There once was a man from Gent
Whose dick was so long that it bent
to save him the trouble
he folded it double
and instead of coming, he went
Okay, I admit it… Grim, I just can’t figure out the third limerick you posted. Explain, por favor?