One of my newer favorites is from Shanghai Noon where they are in the jail cell and Roy says, “No…you said ‘wet shirt don’t break’ not ‘piss shirt bend bar!’”
I don’t know why I find that so funny but I do!
One of my newer favorites is from Shanghai Noon where they are in the jail cell and Roy says, “No…you said ‘wet shirt don’t break’ not ‘piss shirt bend bar!’”
I don’t know why I find that so funny but I do!
The Rock
Nicholas Cages character: I’ll do my best.
Sean Connerys character: Your best? Loosers always whine about ‘doing their best’. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen.
Nicholas Cages character: Carla was the prom queen.