Hobart: Baxter! Hawley! Where the hell’ve you been? You’re late and I tell you, I don’t like it. It’s a bad start, boys. I got my people down there throwin’ snowballs and rarin’ to go.
Emmett: I’m afraid it is a bad start, friend, 'cause my name ain’t Baxter, he ain’t Hawley.
Hobart: Goddammit. Goddammit, they ain’t Baxter and Hawley! Where in the hell are Baxter and Hawley?
Baxter: [Baxter and Hawley ride up on their horses] Quit your yellin’, you old coot. We’re right here.
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Kevin Kline, as Paden, who said the “I’m not Hawley” line, gives a little look of disapproval. In his character’s mind, he should’ve been asked if he was Hawley, not Baxter, and Hobart screwed it up.
In Fight Club, there’s a nice joke that bookends the movie. In the beginning, the Narrator Character played by Edward Norton is being held hostage by Brad Pitt. Pitt has a gun in Norton’s mouth, and asks him if he has any last words.
Tyler Durden: Three minutes. This is it - ground zero. Would you like to say a few words to mark the occasion?
Thanks to Rick’s influence, the young Hungarian couple has won enough money at roulette to be able to buy an exit visa from Renault. They are, of course, excited to get the deal done. Renault tells them to come to his office the next morning so they can arrange things officially.
Young Husband: We’ll be there at six!
Renault: Fine. I’ll be there at ten.
Renault: This cafe is closed until further notice! Clear the room at once!
Rick: How can you close me up? On what grounds?!
Renault: I’m shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here.
Croupier: Your winnings, sir.
Renault: Oh, thank you very much.
Also from The Hudsucker Proxy, in the montage about the development of the dingus (hula hoop), there’s a delightful throwaway - for just a moment the technical drawings appear on screen, The front elevation is a circle and the side elevations are simply a vertical and a horizontal line.
When The Blues Brothers and band enter Ray’s Music Exchange, all the guys pick up instruments. Elwood pulls a piece of white bread from his coat pocket and places it in a toaster oven. Something about the way he does it just kills me.
Another Blazing Saddles joke: Old guy get dragged off by his horse down the dirt street. He raises his hands in resignation and says, “Well, that’s the end of this suit!”
From Monty Python’s Life of Brian: Pontius Pilate is trying to poll the Jews of Jerusalem for the name of a prisoner to release, but they’re more interested in making up names to poke fun at his speech impediment:
PILATE: Who is the “Wodewick” to whom you wefer?
MAN # 1: He’s a “wobber”!
MAN #2: And a “wapist”!
MAN # 3: And a pickpocket!