In The Abyss, the undersea miners’ paranoid IT geek suspects that the Navy SEALs are up to no good. He uses a remotely-operated minisub to peek into the porthole of the compartment where the Navy men are arming a nuclear warhead, and declares, “Heeeeeeere’s MIRV!”
The very first thing that comes to mind after reading your post is along the same lines…
That wasn’t a pun.
My favorites are the classics.
Chico: Atsa my partner, but he no speak.
Hammer: Oh, that’s your silent partner.
Hammer: Uh…you know what an auction is, eh?
Chico: Sure! I come from Italy on the Atlantic Auction.
Hammer: And all along the river…all along the river, those are all levies.
Chico: That’s the Jewish neighborhood?
Hammer: (pause) Well, we’ll Passover that.
And, of course:
Chicolini: Now I aska you one. What has a trunk, but no key, weighs 2,000 pounds and lives in a circus?
Prosecutor: That’s irrelevant.
Chicolini: Irrelephant? Hey, that’sa that answer. There’s a whole lot of irrelephants in the circus.
My all-time favorite is from the mediocre film Chicken Run:
Chickens escape their coop in a self-made flying machine, when the wife of the farmer grabs a rope to prevent them to escape. One of the chickens in a Scottish accent:
“Captain, we have a cling-on”
Young Einon: The peasants are revolting.
Brok: They’ve always been revolting, Prince. But now they’re rebelling
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