I know it’s been done before, but it always cracks me up. So … two of your favorite movie quotes. And you can’t use Princess Bride or Big Lebowski
*You know, I don’t think I’ve got it in me to shoot my flatmate, my mum, and my girlfriend all in the same evening.
And I guess that was your accomplice in the wood chipper*
“You’re going to end up right in Cafe Society, at this rate.” — The Modfather
“Hello, my name is Lost4Life, you stole my joke, prepare to die.” - The Late Poster
“Bonesaw is ready!” --Bonesaw, “Spider-Man”
“My, yer a big one, ain’cha?” --British prostitute to the Loch Ness Monster as Jack the Ripper, “Amazon Women on the Moon”
“You’re happy. I hate that!”
“Tess does not split eleven ways!”
What we have here is a failure to communicate!
“You. Are. A. TOY!”
“See this system here? This is Hi-Fi… high fidelity. What that means is that it’s the highest quality fidelity.”
Oh no. I just think I’m gonna barf."
“Put…down…that…coffee. Coffee’s for closers.”
“We got no food. We got no jobs. Our pets’ HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!!!”
“Road Trip!”
What’s that from?
I’m a brother shamus!
Brother Seamus? Like an Irish monk?
It’s 103 miles to Chicago (and I’m feeling too lazy to look up the rest)… (Blues Brothers)
And, just because I mentioned the movie in another thread today: “The idea is the idea.” (Airbag)
Glengarry Glen Ross. Alec Baldwin as the motivator is speaking to Jack Lemmon as Shelly Levine, the hangdog former hotshot. It’s the scene that includes the “second prize is a set of steak knives and third prize is you’re fired” bit.
Thanks. It sounded like it was from Two and a Half Men!
Which of course ended up on 30 Rock:
Kim Jong-il: Put that coffee down. Coffee for closer only. I’m here from Pock and Kim. I’m here on a mission of mercy. Your name Levine?
Tracy: Yeah.
Kim Jong-il: You call yourself a salesman you son of a bitch?
Tracy: I don’t have to listen to this.
Kim Jong-il: No, you don’t, man. Cuz the good news is you’re fired! Oh, have I got your attention now?
Tracy: The leads are weak!
Kim Jong-il: The leads are weak!? YOU’RE weak! Luke, I am your father! Ghostbusters! Let’s go, black partner.
“One of you turds is about to get smacked in the mouth if you don’t keep it down!”
Perhaps my favorite movie quote of all time, and I can’t even explain why.
“And East is East and West is West and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does.”
“E-merg-en-cy. Everybody to get from street.”
Have you ever been…
in a Turkish prison?"
“If someone asks you if you’re a god, you say ‘YES!’”
“Keep firing, Assholes!” (That whole scene, really.)