And Elaine with the wild-eyed look shouting “I DON’T LIKE THIS THING!! AND HERE’S WHAT I’M DOING WITH IT!!” is always hilarious. https://youtu.be/eYSgk2oC3-s?t=94
The entirety of S8,ep 5 The Package But particularly Uncle Leo’s eyebrows, Newman interrogating Jerry about the damaged stereo, George’s boudoir photo.
“But I don’t wanna be a pirate!”
“Bird flew into a woman’s head”
AT AN OFFICE PARTY:
CO-WORKER: So Elaine, you gonna dance this year?
ELAINE: Maybe…all over your face!
CO-WORKER: If you do dance, the cooks want to know so they can be brought out of the kitchen. They missed it last year.
Kramer’s bus driving story.
Jerry: You kept making all the stops!?!?!
Kramer: … They kept ringing the bell!
“Is that a Titleist…?”