(Quoteological Seinfeldia of a Most Bodacious Nature, Redux)
Oh, Elaine. Who hasn’t snuck into the break room to nibble on a Love Newton?
Que?
No spika der gibberish, Bastard-sama.
:: busts out the 'ol Bastard - Bosda translation book ::
He said: “Let’s have another Seinfeld quote thread”.
Gee, Hal. I could use you when I’m trying to communicate with the fairer sex. 
Sorry, Bosda.
I don’t like this guy- I think he re-gifted, then he de-gifted, and now he’s trying to use my ticket as the springboard for a Super Bowl sex romp!
If anyone needs me, I’ll be IN MY OFFICE!!!
NO Soup For You!
George: “Say Vandelay! Say Vandelay!”
Car rental agent: “I know what a reservation is, sir.”
Jerry: “I don’t think you do! Anyone can take 'em. You just don’t know how to hold them. And that’s the most important part of the reservation–the holding.”
Everyone: “These pretzels are making me thirsty.”
Elaine: “It’s a salad, only bigger?”
Elaine: “Did he crumble any crackers?”
Uncle Leo: “Jerryyy! Hellooo!”
Kramer: “You’re a tenacious little monkey.”
George: “I was alone…”
Cripes! I could be here all day. I’ll hit submit now.
iz you talking to me mang? 'cause if you talkin to him, you talking to me mang.
George: You know about shrinkage, right?
Elaine: It shrinks?
Jerry: Like a frightened turtle!
Elaine: I don’t know how you guys walk around with those things.
Chrissy? Gimme a schtickle o’flouride.
Kramer: Oh sure, it starts with a few harmless slurs. “Hey! Denty!” Then pretty soon you’ll start saying how they should be going to their own schools.
Jerry: They do go to their own schools!
Kramer: YA YA YA YA!
One of my favorites:
“We’re living in a society!” - George Costanza
Same episode, Biblio (Chinese retsaraunt)- when Jerry’s daring her to eat off a stranger’s plate for 50 bucks.
Elaine: How bout it, George? Would you do it?
George: For 50 bucks? I’d stick my face in the soup and blow!
Peterman: Oh, my neck is one gargantuan monkey fist!
Elaine: It smells. Smells bad. Smells really bad.
Jerry: That’s enough.
Elaine: What?
Jerry: Well, with the smells.
Salesman: The Joseph Aboud crested blazer is the finest…That’s hand ticking around the crest and these are the world famous Corriso buttons made from the finest Andulo corn."
Jerry: Hmm…They’ll match my sneakers.
Elaine: Just DIE already!!
Jerry: Who would think an immigrant would have a pony?
See, I thought that was a Dean Martin quote . . .
Jaaa Bosda-sama spika der eurocrud?
An egg roll?
An “living in a society” is from the first one, I think. It’s when George and Jerry are at the airport waiting to pick up the girl who wants to stay with Jerry, and George asks someone what time it is. The guy directs him to a clock on the wall, and George says, “But you have a watch on.” As the guy walks away, George yells, “We’re living in a society!”
Does he say it at the Chinese restaurant, too?
Next one:
“She had man hands.”
George: You don’t think she’d yadda yadda sex?
Elaine: I’VE yadda yaddad sex. I went out with this guy from work, went to a nice restaurant, I had the lobster bisque, he came over to my apartment afterwards, and yadda yadda yadda, I never heard from him again.
George: But you yadda yaddad over the best part.
Eliane: No, I mentioned the bisque…
Whoops, ignore my “egg roll” comment. I thought you were asking what Jerry was daring Elaine to eat off the stranger’s plate. It’s quotes, not trivia. :smack:
I think so- either when the red-haired guy won’t get off the phone or when the woman beats him to the phone after that. (How sad am I.)