(moron car rental lady): “Sir, I know how to keep a reservation.”
Seinfeld: “No I don’t think you DO! If you DID, I would have a car right now. You see, (motioning in the air wildly) ANYONE can just TAKE a reservation…but it’s KEEPING the reservation that’s important.”
Heh…I probably got that wrong, just “quoting” off the top of my head. Loved that part.
Seinfeld (to telemarketer): “Uhh, I’m kind of busy right now. How about you give me your home phone number and I’ll call you back later?”
Telemarketer: “Uhhh…I can’t do that, Sir.”
Seinfeld: “Oh, I see. So you don’t want people phoning you and interrupting you at home?”
Telemarketer: “Well, yeah.”
Seinfeld: “Now you know how I feel.” (click)
heh…there are just so many to have one favorite.