I love Seinfeld and have friends and coworkers that toss out quotes from it all the time. So in the spirit of the movie, video games, and Simpsons threads, speak to me only in Seinfeld quotes!
See, now to me, that button is in the worst possible spot. The second button literally makes or breaks the shirt. Look at it, it’s too high, it’s in no-man’s land.
Mr. Thomassoulo likes to play dirty. Well, there’s nothing dirtier than a giant ball of oil.
I’m out!
No soup for you!
What’s in the BIG salad?
It’s a hot night. The mind races. You think about your knife; the only friend who hasn’t betrayed you, the only friend who won’t be dead by sun up. Sleep tight, mates, in your quilted Chambray nightshirts.
I tell you, that was one magic loogy.
I think it moved!
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
But that’s the sign isn’t it? If a guy makes it move?
These pretzels are making me thirsty.
Snapple?
They’re real, and they’re spectacular.
It was a scratch! There was no pick!
See, that’s the great thing about Mediterranean women. All right, so what’d you do?
But I don’t wanna be a pirate!
“What about the breathing, the panting, the moaning, the screaming?”
“Fake, fake, fake, fake!”
Also: “I was never much one for creeds.”
Mulva.
George: The sea was angry that day my friends, like an old man trying to
return soup at a deli!..
Kramer: What is that a Titleist? A hole in one eh.
Oh, you may stray, but you’ll always return to your dark master - the cocoa bean!
It’s more like a full-body dry heave set to music.