How about 100 Seinfeld-isms?

Since the 100 Seinfeld characters thread was such a success, lets see if we can come up with 100 Seinfeld-isms. This can include but is not limited to catch phrases, quotes, and concepts or human label (“man hands”) that are in the style of Seinfeld so that when you say the short, simple Seinfeld-ism everyone thinks “Seinfeld!”

For example an -ism could be

Muffin tops or Top of the Muffin TO YOU!

A quote should be short and very Seinfeld such as

“They’re real and they’re spectacular”

There is no denying that is a Seinfeld-ism.

Like before, 1 Seinfeld-ism per post. Okay 1, 2, 3 Go! I’ll say

#1 - Muffin Tops

Are you the master of your own domain?

Newman

Shrinkage

Not that there’s anything wrong with that!

No Pick!

Yadda yadda yadda.

“No soup for you!”

No soup for you!

“But I don’t wanna be a pirate!”

These pretzels are making me thirsty.

Moops

Levels

Hole in one!

“You know, we’re living in a SOCIETY!”

Serenity now!

Serenity Now!

Giddy up!

Wow, that was freaky…how about:

Festivus for the rest of us.

Uncle Leo?