I was a latecomer to the show, but I’m sure I’ve seen more than half of the episodes. In no particular order:
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JFK liked to play golf. (What, with that bad back? Ouch!)
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A Titleist can suffocate a whale.
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You can actually get off on ***Glamour ***magazine.
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Women indulge in self-gratification just as much as men do.
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A mannequin can give you a stiffie.
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Women who wear bras without a blouse in public are hot.
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There are lots of women’s names that sound like part of the female anatomy.
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Corrolary to 7: A “mulva” is a flowering plant. (I stumbled across this on the Internet just the other day.)
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Old people who move to Florida never turn on their air conditioners.
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A loaf of marble rye makes a great “Thank you for having us!” gift.
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A label maker is a lousy gift on any occasion.
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You can get more for empty pop bottles in Michigan than you can in New York State.
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Virgins are very uptight about sex. (No kidding!)
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Licking envelopes can be hazardous to your health.
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Junior Mints have medicinal value.
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The US Post Office will eat the cost of anything they have to replace that was broken in the mail.
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Some people keep bicycles in their apartment purely for decoration.
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Some people who live in New York City have multiple locks on their doors but never use them.
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Letting your girlfriend see you naked after a swim is a good way to destroy her image of you.
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Poaching lobsters is a serious offense.
Anything else? :dubious: