Never insult pony owners in front of old European immigrants.
While you *can *convert to Judaism for the jokes, it’s not looked upon kindly.
Do not refuse to wear the AIDS ribbon.
Bosco.
My boys need room.
There was a second spitter.
Medical journals have not yet confirmed that standing in a pool of someone else’s urine is beneficial to one’s health.
Fuckface Steve Bannon made his fortune with Seinfeld, so he is dead to me.
Joel Rifkin, actually.
It’s all pipes.
No chance that’s true. As I recall, in the famous episode to which you’re surely referring, the guys were super reluctant to even allow Elaine in on the bet due to the fact that she is a woman. The only reason the writers didn’t have her win is because that would have been too obvious and stereotype-reinforcing. But in reality, there’s just no way that statement would hold up under data scrutiny.
If you rent a car and purchase the optional insurance coverage, you can beat the hell out of it.
There’s a difference between TAKING a reservation and HOLDING it.
Muffin bottoms are more trouble than they are worth.
Hey, it’s Seinfeld.
No hugging, no learning. That’s the Seinfeld credo.
Vandelay Industries sells fine latex products.
Oh, yes, Beefaroni.
Never wear a Baltimore Orioles baseball cap if you’re sitting in the owner’s box at a Yankees game.
I learned that there exists a big, fat, awesome cake-like cookie covered in chocolate and vanilla icing. The Black and White Cookie - yum!
A George divided against itself cannot stand.
Cite? :dubious:
I did not know that John Cheever was gay (not that there’s anything wrong with it).
Mailmen have a devious streak(and possible cannibalistic tendencies).
Englishmen are bounders!
Men should never expose themselves on the first date.