How about 100 Seinfeld-isms?

Mulva?

All right tdn all these simulposts are scarying me. I’m taking my ball and going home.

…And I find you treating your body like an amusement park!

Are you sponge-worthy?

That’s a shame.

“scarying”?? What the hell? Dammit, i suck.

Dolores!

I think this is more of a character than an actual -ism

The Big Salad. My sister and I use this one all the time.

He’s a close-talker.

“Don’t worry - it’s in the vault!”

Jerk store!

Not the way Jerry says it.

What does everyone think?

George likes his chicken spicy.

Well, I was going to do “master of my domain”, but given that there were 30 replies before I clicked in, I shouldn’t have been surprised that it was already done as the very first reply.

My contribution: “Heloooooo!” (must be done with the proper intonation).

Man-zier!

He’s a high talker.

Anti-Dentite.

Man-hands.