Favorite Spam Disclaimer Lines

[RealityChuck]

I love looking at the disclaimers in spam, especially in various stock “pump and dump” schemes (WZZZ set to triple in price!! Buy at $0.01!). But here is probably the most honest disclaimer I’ve seen on one of these e-mails:

IMPORTANT CYA: This is an ad. We were paid to send this out. We only take on deals we feel have upside and that are willing to pay us. We never tell people to sell. The info in this piece is based on what the Company told us. What we believe MAY happen in the future may not come to pass this is a risky business. We don’t hold any licenses and this has not been approved by anyone. Don’t buy this or any stock unless you can pay the band and handle a complete loss. We were paid ten thousand dollars by a shareholder [omitted]. We will sell any remaining shares during this campaign and after at prices below the target prices as necessary to cover expenses. Do your homework and check out any deal before putting your hard earned cash in it and talk to your own experts. Basically if you decide to buy in it’s your decision and you are on your own. Please be careful and bet with your head not over it. We want you to know that while our ad says buy we are selling so you can factor it in to your decision and we don’t get in trouble.

[ChrisBooth12]

The ones Apple and Google put in saying you cannot use Itunes to make WMD