“Grow some hair, Picard. You’re brain’s getting cold!”
The quote that I use most often is obscure without the sound effect. “Working. Chkchkchkchkchkchk.”
Your. GAH!
Kirk: But what you’re after is a royal fizzbin, but the odds in getting a royal fizzbin are astron – Spock, what are the odds in getting a royal fizzbin?
Spock: (deadpan) I’ve never computed them.
“So, what do Klingons dream about?”
Worf looks at his audience. “Things that would send chills down your spine and wake you in the middle of the night. No, it is best that you do not know. Excuse me.”
Kira, looking after him, “I can never tell if he’s joking or not.”
I think Worf had a very subtle sense of humor and enjoyed teasing folk with the whole Klingon Warrior mythos.
Spock: “Interesting game this…poker.”
Bones: “<insert any damnit jim>…I’m a doctor not a bricklayer!”
D.
KIRK: Five to beam up, Scotty!
SCOTT (INCREDULOUS): Ye only lost one Security officer, Captain?!